Splatoon Ohio

Welcome to the account for Splatoon Ohio!

[Salt @SaltSeagull]

grand festival could have some dire outcomes

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

@SaltSeagull Yes

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

We did this by design because we hate everyone :)

[GabeLev 🔜 Riptide 2026 @GabeLev8]

Ima be honest guys,

Splattercolor Screen is the worst thing they have ever added to the splatoon series in its entire history so far

What an absolute trainwreck of a special

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

shiver won because we hate you and never want you to feel happy

[Politics & Education @PoliticsAndEd]

Some Americans are so unfamiliar with trains that they can’t even image their existence.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

SRL Splatfest Team here with an update on the results for the latest Splatfest. Team Bigfoot? More like Team Big Fucking Disappointment. The winner of this Splatfest was Team Nessie, followed by Team Aliens, and then the 2 people on Team Bigfoot. The real myth was Team Bigfoot.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

SRL Head of Social Media Here. Just wanted to say that we’re so glad this platform is dying, we’re tired of hearing “unbalanced this” and “broken that” and “I unironically use a clash blaster in ranked”

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Big news from SRL! We are happy to announce big balancing changes in the next update. We will be removing ink and weapons, as we have found that including these leads to imbalance.

Happy Splatting!

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
To the person who posted Callie x Marie shipping art, our lead shipper Gary had a heart attack when he saw it.

We will find you.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

The losing team for this Splatfest will, in fact, be shipped out to a remote desolate island, but there will be no gear, food, or fun. Also the island will be on fire.

Happy Splatting!

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Anyone who spoils the story mode will be banished to Ohio. We know who you are, and you’ll wake up in front of the “HELL IS REAL” sign tomorrow, mark our words.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

T-minus 6 days until we let EVERYONE down

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

@3p1c_Studios Very.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Big Man is very disappointed you all let him down. He will remember this.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

forehead

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Excited to say that we will be having a Splatoon 3 Direct tomorrow at 9am Ohio time! It will include 3 seconds of gameplay and then a 10 minute test fire beta! Then we will cancel Splatoon 3 and proceed to Splatoon 16.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Cancelling Splatoon 3. Got a headache.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

In Splatoon 3, instead of offering apartments to customize, we are happy to announce that your inkling will instead experience crippling debt and homelessness.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

Squid Research Lab Ohio is excited to announce that we will be releasing Splatoon 3 on 9/9/23 in Ohio so everyone else can actually enjoy the game for a while!

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

Squid Research Lab here with an important update—we've discovered that the release date for #Splatoon3 will be 9/9! We’ve also observed some remarkable Turf War action in new and exciting settings.

[Splatoon Ohio @SplatoonOH]

We regret to inform you that Little Buddy will no longer be included in Splatoon 3. In unrelated news, the Squid Research Lab had a wonderful Salmon dinner last night!
Happy Splatting!