ObamaFleshlight

The new 2023 ObamaFleshlight, complete with remote start, Bluetooth, and now made with real flesh! The always tighter than Michelle guarantee!

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@GoonsPC Would yall survive a nuclear war?

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@AussieOracle @creation247 Yikes… you must not have ever met a escaped North Korean. Truly recommend visiting the good ol NK. They love outspoken folks like yourself!

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

This image is illegal in China. Tiananmen Square 1989 massacre.

This was after the famous scene of the man blocking the tanks.

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@InfamousLucia @ThisIsKyleR No, a majority feel the opposite. Gun ownership numbers show this quite clearly.

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@rickygervais Note that almost nobody chose racism…

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@BlargMyShnoople @sneako @GretaThunberg They forgot to put it in sport. Even just the V6 GT will donut like no tomorrow, but this is what it looks like without sport on

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@OrangeCoSheriff @MyNews13 I can’t believe people are calling this abuse. A rapid take down of a previously VERY dangerous person who stood up soon arrival is key. They had no knowledge of weapons on his person and certainly shouldn’t wait to find out. He wasnt overly “roughed up” and upon apprehension.

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@RisenPhoenix13 @OrangeCoSheriff @SharikaSoal84 @MyNews13 He was a prior felon, any and all firearms he possessed were illegal.

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@bobrickert1 @brent_georgeson @MeggieBaer @fox12oregon Wait, Portland has wealth? They must be hiding it somewhere because when I pass through it feels more like a favela

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@DaggerAndBullet Gerd Dammit, assault shotguns with high capacity tubes should only be in the hands of soldiers who the Germans want to call war criminals! Not fiendish hooligans!

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@BigJigglyPanda I feel attacked

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@WoyshnisMedia Gotta be awkward when the lambo is the cheapest thing in the hanger

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@mostlypeaceful What exactly is an assault weapon? Is it a weapon that’s been used to assault someone? Or are they referring to already banned military weapons?

[Mr Sark @sark]

Makes my vocabulussy ache.

[Satan @s8n]

buying https://t.co/MkzSBuXp1t just to redirect it to the Bible is a crazy level of trolling

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@POTUS @LulaOficial I condemn the failure to spread the ObamaFleshlight to every household in American, as part of the revised ObamaCare system!

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

When @GrayStillPlays gets his CPL

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Spirit airlines

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Spirit airlines

[ObamaFleshlight @SpleensC]

@AltHistoryHub I think Forbes hired Kanye to make the list

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@LuiCalibre Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?