MORshitz International

Before WiFi.

real stories. bad decisions.
somehow survived.
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I Answered One Newspaper Ad and Ended Up in New Mexico #storytime #befor... https://t.co/nPPYVNvOt9 via @YouTube

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I Flew to Yugoslavia Without Speaking the Language https://t.co/hC0gubX95y via @YouTube

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I Have a Teenager and an AARP Card https://t.co/IoTkFNhSQ5 via @YouTube

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Playing AC/DC’s music in retirement facilities is the way!

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Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman chasing a car on a skateboard is peak cheesy 70s TV perfection.

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That Dead Body In The Movie Trailer Is Actually Me https://t.co/1PHvKeijOR via @YouTube

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My Assistant Manager Said Cheap Stereos Had DILITHIUM CRYSTALS https://t.co/kkdQktoGo0 via @YouTube

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I Outsold My Coworker… and He Complained About My Leather Skirt 😂 | 80s ... https://t.co/alYPYMQkmg via @YouTube

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I Almost Lost My Job Over Bob Marley 😭🌿 https://t.co/kko2TT3ENH via @YouTube

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@louisedbegin Wow! I love when the algorithm gets it right. Thank you for posting this footage

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A friend told me:
“He’s cute. He’s nice.”

So naturally I flew across the country to meet a man I had never met and go on vacation with him in the Dominican Republic.

The figurines should have warned me.

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@RyanGarcia Fingers and toes crossed

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The Beach Clubs in Greece Had No Roof… and People Threw Flowers All Night https://t.co/EP0ZsGEcL1 via @YouTube

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The Club Wanted Our Passports “For Safekeeping”… I Said No https://t.co/etLnUDt0Pf via @YouTube

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@DudespostingWs I love this so much!

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Mystery Metallica Signatures… 20 Years Later and We Still Don’t Know https://t.co/AdhylcQ0lL via @YouTube

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@El_Boran I just found you! ❤️ followed

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My first job was at a world famous skate park https://t.co/dF7Np0op0D via @YouTube

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my mom knew I was in trouble… just by touching the TV 😅

and if the phone rang, I had to answer by the third ring…

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we really thought we were getting away with it 😂

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we went to see a punk band… in a junkyard.

and somehow that wasn’t even the craziest part 😅