Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected]

The Diogenes of League Of Legends. He/Him.

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

After playing Wordle I saw @markiplier had done a Pokémon Smash Or Pass video and had an immensely cursed idea which I simply had to bring into existence:
https://t.co/l2sWCblK18

#Pokémon #smashorpass #markiplier #Wordle

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

I feel like the X rebrand is gonna be the last Event that I Must Witness so I'll probably uninstall when the change happens & be content to watch the "Musk defaults on his debt" events unfurl from Threads/Bluesky/Mastodon

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Such "rigorous and swift" action was notably absent when Rishi Sunak's party recently re-selected one of their MPs, despite them being on bail for rape

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

LEST I FORGET:
https://t.co/NFA0jOkW95

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

Hats off to Zucc, I've lived through a few social media exoduses but I don't think I've ever seen a platform go so quickly from "reluctantly active" to "this is where we post links to The New Thing". Anyway:
https://t.co/nHidBYjad4
@[email protected]

[Novara Media @novaramedia]

Being a landlord is like a holiday.

@RivkahBrown speaking to a property investor at the National Landlord Investment Show in London today.

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

Quite validating that I've not hit the rate limit yet, I worry that I'm too terminally online but I guess I don't spend as much time on Twitter as I think.

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

Anyone wants me to follow them on Mastodon HMU with your usernames, also if anyone has a Bluesky invite...

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

The Titanic sub billionaire rescue mission is entering final hours of hope to find survivors.

Meanwhile in Italy & Greece, search & rescue to save people at sea is criminalised.
Pia Klemp is among those facing jail for rescuing migrants #r4today #FreePia https://t.co/RD730mB8g4

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

C*sgender

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

@freshpunks Waiting for the Fall Out Boy -style naming scheme arc where you start calling songs "We Sent This Demo To Dan And He Called It A Banger"

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Phoebe Bridgers- Punisher (2020)

[ACORN the union @ACORNunion]

This is obviously a parody video but this is genuinely how landlords talk on here.

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

Both vacuous and nasty. How repulsive they are with their sneering and bullying… Talking of an opponent defending #transrights Sunak said “he was trying to convince everybody that women clearly had penises.” This “met with raucous laughter from Tory MPs.” https://t.co/rtUkqtJxNg

[Vedat Yeler @vedatyeler_]

The fact that the people of Greece took to the streets in Athens, Thessaloniki and many other cities today to demand accountability for the murderers of refugees should be an example for all peoples. As a refugee journalist living in Greece, I am grateful!!!

#Greece #Πυλος #ναυαγιο #Pylos #shipwreck

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Executed https://t.co/3SePAFFpC3

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

Statement on the police incident in Nottingham:

[Mr Todd 🐘@[email protected] @Sploodington]

@robinince You can spot a Rook by its bald beak

[🏳️‍⚧️ TransEthics™🧜🏻‍♀️ #BlackTransLivesMatter @TransEthics]

We have seen this before. It was bullshit then, and it’s bullshit now.

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Thinking about how interesting it is that Kid Rock has become a "protect our kids" conservative when he once put this line into a song FOR A KIDS FILM