Splorgus

I'm like a court jester but for a love of the game

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Father forgive me for writing the most unsightly and unfunny tweet.

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It's cool that that guy has a trillion dollars, but he lacks the chutzpah and grit that I do so who's REALLY wealthy?

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Fuck. Oh no. Nonononono.

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I'm so tired but I have to guard this stupid fucking tomb. The Guy's dead anyways, what's the point of this? Nothing's gonna happen

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@Jesus

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Gulf of America but in a woke way?

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Seeing a minion in an ad felt like seeing an old friend after several years apart.

I've missed you, minions.

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Yall out here stroking your shit, I be caressing mine

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"Smahccked My Head Awf"

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FUCK hot mulligan. Two of the most emotionally intense songs I've ever heard are named Monica Lewinskibidi and Slumdog Scungillionaire. I've cried from both.

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I need that PUNK fuck Eric Sparrow to pay for his actions

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These bitches be triflin'. Perchance.

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There are many days that I have to reassure myself that this omelet was worth breaking those eggs.

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I'm realising now that I've just been on a White Woman arc. Wack.

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Becoming a wine mom. The metamorphosis begins...

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I am having a White Woman Morning

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Sippin on that Dr. Thunder

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Who up molting?

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You should see the other guy

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Go down on a bitch so hard I get The Bends