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@vh_wes @BENZOTOOIE Fuckkkkkkk duuuuuddddeee I'm not readdyyy to be a daaadddd fuuuuuccckkkk

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@ZaccActs I had the same shit with Verizon to the point I drove out of my way to another store just to put the damn thing on my plan.

First store wanted to charge me $600 outta pocket and pay upfront when they had to order the phone in anyways.

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Mom tried contacting me again hhhhhhhhhhhh

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@strongkid21 @naturalbornv I graduated from the university of reddit with a minor in chungus studies

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@The_Awoken_Hero @Lucastraman1 @Lana1163457 I communicate with my homies like prairie dogs do.

The herpes is phenomenal

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@ReddCinema Holy reddit

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@ashpraxis_ Legit thought this was a Tandy hard drive for a sec lol

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I'm jacking off (in fake but I did earlier)

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@GrandZeroGaming This one time in (about ~70? Ish) I had just helped a guy move and he payed me with a glass of wine and a sweet bread and grapes. It was hot as fuck and this fuckin dolt bumped into me and spilled that shit on my clothes. No washing machines so I was fucked. Took forever.

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@pmamtraveller Damn bruh my corpse gonna be delish

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@SINKPlSSER ***heroin sorry

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@SINKPlSSER I have heroine and raspberry cheesecake

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@pistachesnya Dawg I build those fuckers cars and they act like I am their personal slave.

Fightfighters on the other hand are fucking legends dude, always super relaxed and friendly. Shit one of the chiefs even gave me a vintage dare ruler and a twice bar just for fixing a light

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@fwlaroiski The radio waves being emitted from my pendulous balls

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@heytherenrds M-f Beavis and butthead

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@semifreqsonic Sonid

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@snuppydogg HOLY SHIT REALITY LEAK LOL

I remember Ken actually killed one of the workers! Like it was wayyyy more of a news story because of it. Even when Jontron made the Noid joke for that one episode he made a comment akin to "imagine getting killed because of a pizza mascot"

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@notrllyaghost You could try to get an accounting job at the navy, doesn't mean you will be deployed in a forever war.

Plenty of non-combat roles