Yemmie 🌬️😈

Blue 💙
Lawyer
Just looking around and NOT minding my business.

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

Look at this fool, go and fight people with guns and machete, are you mad, una dey talk o
Women no dey d vicinity, dem no fit fight sef, omo

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

NOTICE HOW NO MEN IN THE VICINITY ARE PROTECTING HER OR FIGHTING OFF THIS KIDNAPPING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?

As a woman, especially a poor Nigerian woman, if you like allow men to sell you the fake product of hypothetical protection in exchange for the real payment of your labour and submission as a wife.

You are a very big fool.

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@LuxuryGirlNg @freshunique07 @lilyally98 Why I no go fit enter kitchen, cook food for my babe house if don dey do 3 days and above, no be to boil rice, una funny gan, i go go my babe house 3 days, i go just dey press phone, I dey crase. She dey cook, I dey cut, which kain mentality una get sef

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@Jibsman1 But I no abuse you nau 😭😭😂😂

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@Jibsman1 I dey always tire for this their banter, we go talk A, them go jump go Z 😂😂😂

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

All this foolish Yoruba leaders, God will sincerely punish all of you

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I am supporting Tinubu because he has roots in Osun State, and because it is the turn of the South. Nigerians should please give him time to implement his reforms”

— Governor Adeleke.

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

This one no be relationship again 😂😂
Na war war war

[kitten @Misskittennnn]

😂😂

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

Una jut dey say cook, cook, cook, what we are arguing is making yourself useful, it does not have to be cooking, you fit blend pepper, wash rice, cut meat, or even just dey d kitchen dey give am moral support, man life no too hard

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I have a question.

If you go to a woman’s house as a guest to spend 3 days, would you cook?

If she says she would buy everything, would you do it?

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@LuxuryGirlNg @freshunique07 @lilyally98 Why I go cook, I go give her money for the food na and assist in the kitchen. You women just want to press your phone and be served, money you no go drop, kitchen you no go enter, you just wan chop dey live soft life for person house, o wrong nau

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@Samsuccess_4 @lilyally98 For fuxks sake, he's not asking you to cook, contribute na, make yourself useful, cut onions or blend pepper, so something, don't just press your phone and thing say na hotel you go lodge na

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@EtukIniobong1 @ChuksEricE Una funny o, 2m loun loun, make she just gift random stranger 2m because of what

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@333gee_ @ChuksEricE Which kain stupid entitlement mentality be dis? U no get single sense, ozuor

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

Suppose be AI, human being no go type this shit, ani d person na retard?

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Jehovah!

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@AkramMase @DebsSZN @ViktaQ Endrick is better than who? Joao Pedro, the same one all of us watch 😂😂
Better go hosital for check up o

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

That useless girl said she won move an inch, you go go man house, spend 3 days to a week and you wont lift a finger, na d useless men wey dey enable una na

[ásà nwá 🥑🤎📸 @artsyada__]

a lot of you that are badly behaved reacted to this tweet cause there’s no way you are telling me it’s okay to sit still and not help to even cut onions ?or just offer to cook even if it’s once .if i am even visiting for the next few hours ,i’ll offer to cook because i like it

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@Teknon13 @OloriOfOloris He's a stupid fool, if she cannot be content with what she has, she should fuck off and na d girl go push de boy to do dis stupid rubbish o

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

5 hours at the Mechanic workshop, you go mellow 😂😂😂

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED

My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.

If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!

Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭

I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.

Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.

If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.

I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂

3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.

She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.

We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...

Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?

Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!

I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.

I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...

Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?

Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.

Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.

I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!

Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.

That was how I left madam with car oo.

1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....

She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.

I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂

I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣

And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜

Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...

Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?

Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.

In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜

That was how we came back home quietly.

I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.

As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.

One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"

I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"

Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.

Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.

Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄

OBINRIN BURU O!

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[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@LittleFingerh @neo_officialll @Austeiin Omo, make una stop all this point of abundance talk. People wey come together born pikin dem no know say dem go raise am nii, why should you as a child be taking up parental responsibilities, I understand circumstances and all but a child should remain a child abeg

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@justranky He press am money wen he broke, he no raise am o, na help he help, he no carry responsibility, this is not the gotcha you thought it was

[Yemmie 🌬️😈 @Spluficc]

@ChuksOhaxx You on Boniface post notifications 😂😂😂😂