@RiviasHunter I have many to thank for my title.
Which, again, is Lord Melissa. Not Lady Melissa.
(That’s a piece of mail. All you need to know is I’m a Lord that lives on a mountain.)
#Snowbaz#CarryOn#Limerick
Something special made Simon moan.
It had his mind completely blown.
He shoved it down his throat.
Then he said, and I quote,
“Merlin and Morgana, a sour-cherry scone!”
(This will only be funny in America.)
I tried an anime filter on an old picture and discovered my sleep paralysis demon is anime me.
I don’t have eyes of my own, so I’m going to take yours.