Yeeaaah, no. There ain't one thing holy about this, hun. But if that makes you feel better, keep saying that. Either way I'm just getting started with you.
'So, I was thinking maybe after we do a couple more rounds of this, I can take you out for breakfast. Well, duh, of course that means we'll go back to my place and do this again. Acting like I'm going to let you off with a one time use!'
Another Phone call going to voicemail. This is the 20th call you've made waiting at this bowling alley for Reed and he still hasn't answered or shown up!
He thought he was picking you up and since you weren't home he decided to say hello to your mom for a minute.
" 𝒀𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 . . . ? "
(This is because a tiger’s stripes can APPROXIMATELY determine their ages/if they’re older or younger. So to a tiger this’d be like asking them their age, which is sorta rude)
Low key thought this account was a goner forever but I recently was unsuspended after that whole automated system bs that went down!
If anyone wishes to continue where we left off or anything now is the time to hit me up while I figure stuff out!
"It'll be a quick one, I promise! No longer than maybe five minutes..."
That was a few hours ago now, and your phone is filled with notifications asking about plans you failed to keep up with.
Friend, enemy, or lover—it doesn't matter. The moment a woman old enough to be his mother appears, your relationship with him goes out the window. His only priority then? Giving you a new sibling.
@PViolacius10840 "uhhhh.... Probably I won't lie to you about it I definitely have a bit of a death wish just promise it'll be quick because if it's slow I might just regret this."
@LewdKittyColony I've just got one question to ask you.. What kind of ice cream are we talking about here gotta make sure you get the right kind to enjoy otherwise it wouldn't be a necessarily fair trade would it?
Reed likes to be active often participating in wrestling matches to stay fit and flexible! Just remember that if he asks to practice a new wrestling move on you to have him specify what kind of wrestling.