Spongebob

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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Hakuna Ma'Vodka It means no memories for the rest of ur night

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6 keys to a relationship: ✓ Friendship ✓ Freedom ✓ Honesty ✓ Trust ✓ Understanding ✓ Communication

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There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete.

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hearing my own voice on film makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry

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I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

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Then Satan said, "Let there be math."

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me: *names child butter* me: *accidently brings home wrong child* me: i can't believe it's not butter

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I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months at a tim

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Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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*laughs for 10 minutes* *stops* *catches breath* *thinks about what made me laugh* *laughs for 10 more minutes*

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That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn't have told someone something.

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If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

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"ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME" Nobody told you to try them all bitch.

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When my fridge is empty so is my heart

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"Hey come with me to the store." "NO!" "I'll buy you something." "Ok"

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rt if ur ugly

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I'm so happy I met you.

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i hate how one minute im perfectly content then the next minute im ready to throw myself in front of a car

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When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.

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Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of bullshit.