Sponyo

I'll pay your rent, give you pocket money and see you whenever I want to. Don't ask questions. Girls over 27 don't qualify.

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

#jstrspct

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

#ThingsNotToTellBae ngoja, pesa inakam next week

[paulfuture @paulfutured]

#ThingsNotToTellBae "Utajilipia drink"

[Bunge Talk @BungeTalk]

#InOtherNews how much is Jubilee trying to steal this year?

[Top Kear @BBC_TopKear]

#InOtherNews what happened to that VW Polo made in Kenya for KES 1.6m?

[Technology Kenya @254_Technology]

#InOtherNews what happened to if technology fails?

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

How many under 25s here need a new iPhone? January might be toughm not for me though.

[Richkids_ofNairobi @RichKidsofNRB]

That #SongaVideo is a modern day depiction of typical Nairobi Rich Kids

[USIwho @USIwho]

#ItsOnlyInAfricanUniversities that girls wear make up like this

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

My wife and my in-laws

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

#IReallyLikeYouBut you like coming to lunch with your 22 year old girlfriends expecting me to pay

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

Don't but her anything. That's my responsibilty. I spend money on her, I get returns. You spend, you get hugs. #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

Don't introduce her to me cause once I start paying her rent, she'll never look your way #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

USIU ukisema "sponyo" instead of "cross generational lover"

[Sponyo @SponsorKE]

Just dropped my nephew in USIU and I've seen a few prospects. And rent there seems affordable.