Neil Dyson

Fat, fuzzy, vinyl obsessive and Mac fanboi, footy mad, birder and hardened drinker.

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@Iolaire1 @reginalddhunter @Elifbenad Hmmm, tiny scar or smallpox, tough choice…

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@ladbible “Bared fruit” - wtf?

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@CWilksy_78 @David__Osland From a turnover of 53.2 million, so just over 10% tax paid, nowhere near the 25% ordinary folk pay in income tax.

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@CWilksy_78 @David__Osland I’ll wager he paid his fair share of taxes, something the Duchy of Cornwall aggressively avoids.

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@VictoriaHa50399 And who are you going to blame next when crime doesn’t stop if your racist utopia were to actually happen?

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@MrJamesMay “I don’t want a full portion, I’ll just have some of yours”
“But I do want a full portion”

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@BelleMusic5511 Rory, no Rory, no credibility

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@Parody_PM So if your name’s Rodney why do they call you Dave?

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@JudithT7890987 @narindertweets Fuck off

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@Bbmorg Whatever floats your boat

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@TheAces @SpeedwayGP Just like Wembley, terrified you might bring a flask and some sandwiches rather than pay them an extortionate amount for a snack & a drink.

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@cristo_radio @L_A_D_J As Spike Milligan once said, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out today with Optrex”. Stop being a twat.

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@ThoNg676733 @reginalddhunter I’m 63, osteoarthritis in both knees, he’d beat me, total respect.

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@niallb1 Bonnaroo 2009, sublime, went because Costello, Wilco and Decemberists were on the bill, unfortunately all played on different stages at the same time, decided Wilco, the act preceding was Al, he was out of this world…

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@pritipatel

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@AllisonPearson Yet still your Prime Minister.

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@archer_rs Chips and coleslaw is basically just sick on chips.

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@msloobylou @Pragjag @MichaelCGlasper In the words of a great friend of hers, “Clunk click every trip”

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@UprightSpeedway This is one of those photos where you really see the movement and feel the speed