SpoofEx

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Dan Ashworth must be laughing his arse off on a daily basis. Got paid bank to watch the rest make shit decisions he didn't want to make and for it to blow up worse than it ever was under Woodward.

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Whilst others worry to constant yo-yo of being in and out of Europe is what has led to being dangerously close to relegation a couple of years ago, and is putting us there again. At a current reading of tea leaves, we're more likely going to see Nagelsman than Conte 2/2

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Update from last night is that the structure surrounding United is that again it seems very split on opinions (in a similar way that lead to Ashworth going). One camp firmly wants to wait it out and build a structure similar to how City "prepared for Pep" and land a top guy. 1/2

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To date the only one who saw it as it was

[H 𖦏 @hugoknowball]

He saw it way before everyone else

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Ultimately everything that has happened is due to a festering sickness that has taken over at United. Ineos probably thought they could fix it. But the rot started decades ago. Glazers and their debt will always kill any hope so long as they're around and the debt isn't cleared

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Message I've had suggests that the belief is Carrick will be going tomorrow morning, and he might not be going alone. Seems the Directors are indeed in the firing line now. Ratcliffe said to be fuming.

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The Eagles let this man fly a TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT with a known blood clot.

That is absolutely insane

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Breaking: #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is out for Sunday due to a superficial blood clot.

Full statement from the #Eagles on QB Jalen Hurts:

“On Thursday, October 8th, Jalen visited the training room after practice requesting treatment for his calf. He informed the medical staff he had been cleated during the Rams game on October 4th. This was his first treatment session for the calf injury following the game, after having practiced in full both Wednesday and Thursday. On Friday, Jalen received treatment, practiced in full, and was added to the practice report.

“Out of an abundance of caution, an ultrasound was performed on Saturday following the team’s flight to London and walkthrough. The ultrasound revealed a superficial blood clot. Our medical staff and doctors in London reviewed the results and concluded that activity and mobility were important and that Jalen could safely play. Doctors recommended a follow-up ultrasound within 72 hours of the game and the return flight to Philadelphia. 

“Jalen played without limitation in the game Sunday, received treatment on Monday and Tuesday, and practiced in full on Wednesday, as reflected in the practice report. Throughout our time in London and this week, we have remained in communication with the league office regarding the matter.  

"On Wednesday night, a follow-up ultrasound revealed movement in the small blood clot. Jalen will be out for Sunday’s game vs. the Panthers as we determine the appropriate course of treatment. His health and safety are our highest priority.”

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Licha's comments last night are not the first time a player has spoken poorly about Wilcox. Just the first to do it so publicly.

There was a war between Wilcox/Berrada and Ashworth. Ashworth got booted after a few months. Wonder if they wish they could take that decision back...

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I totally get why Shaw was getting heated there. Man nearly lost his leg to a twat doing that to him before

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@SamLee You also forgot to add. The video is AI. You can tell because he doesn't blink the entire 4 minutes lol

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Man Citys CEO video to staff to explain they're innocent is a fucking AI video. LOOOOL

He doesn't blink for the entire 4 minute video. City wat is u doing lads?

[JBT @UtdJBT]

If you ever feel useless just remember these 28 lawyers went 0/115

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Andy Burnham on his way to clear the UK National Debt to keep Man City in the Premier League

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

Man City’s Disguised Funding Scheme:

Sponsorship Fees:

Season - Total (Actually Paid)

2009/10 - £27.0m (£4.5m)
2010/11 - £41.25m (£12.75m)
2011/12 - £86.75m (£16.0m)
2012/13 - £121.75m (£16.0m)
2013/14 - £127.5m (£16.0m)
2014/15 - £123.2m (£16.0m)
2015/16 - £136.17 (£16.0m)
2016/17 - £140.59 (£11.0m)
2017/18 - £145.73m (£11.0m)

Total - £949.94m (£119.25m)

So sponsors were only liable for the £119.25m total figure, with the £830.69m additional shareholder funding disguised as ‘commercial partner revenue’.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

someone take City out of the oven

they’re done

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This surely now also demands a criminal investigation? Forged contracts with payments from an undeclared source is the literal textbook definition of money laundering #ManCity

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Get fucked rats

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Club statement.

🔗 https://t.co/yrJ8Z0A52Y

[SpoofEx @SpoofEx]

A reminder. Manchester City use a publicly paid for stadium at just £5.5m a year.

Kick these fuckers out

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Kick City out of the league. £900m is an absolutely insane amount of money to be found in breach of. That surely is bordering on criminal fraud now

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"We have evidence showing we're innocent"

"Where is it?"

"You wouldn't know it. It goes to a different school"

[Manchester City @ManCity]

A letter from the Chairman.

🔗 https://t.co/JcwCQpzBOk