Manas

Journalist, Wordplayer, Dad. I drink copy, edit coffee and pun people in the face. I have a condition called Witzelsucht. India Today Group Digital.

[Manas @Spooferman_]

"What do you do for a living?"
"I read. I travel. I love. I laugh."
"No. How do you earn your bread?"
"Oh I work. But that's not living."

[WORLD STAR FANS @W0RLDSTARC0MEDY]

"I'm Muslim and people call me terrorist. Do you trust me? If yes, hug me." https://t.co/Xw8rtUJnQP

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@tyrantasorus Oh damn. I should've got this one. 😁

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@tyrantasorus I didn't

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@haritbmehta Wah. Congratulations :)

[BBC Asia @BBCNewsAsia]

Tourist's photo praised for resembling 'map of Australia' https://t.co/wl9fteAbnR

[Wout @TheHashtag0nist]

Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump
Obama: Why?
Joe: Because he bringing his own.
Obama: ???
Joe: HE'S BRINGING HIS OWN PENCE

[Peindre La Vie, Pleurer En Couleur. ❌ @JodyeWorld]

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[National Emergency Management Agency @NZcivildefence]

A tsunami has been generated, the first wave has arrived in the North Eastern Coast of the South Island. #eqnz

[Reuters @Reuters]

McGregor knocks out Alvarez to make UFC history https://t.co/gzSblArraY

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@SunilWarrier1 They spit in disgust at their own gender.

[Evelyn Anderson @evelyn0anderson]

I am as patriotic as the next guy but who was the genius who advised we needed to print Rs 2000 notes instead of new Rs 500 notes?

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@NameFieldmt 😂😂😂

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

Stage is set for the eventful second &a final day of #SAHITYAAAJTAK. Do join us.

[Stereotypewriter @babumoshoy]

The old lady you see in the queue used to be a young woman when she joined the line. Queue ki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. #DeMonetisation

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@Ace_Of_Pace @MrTippler Shared link as an example. Mulund not only case. Deaths happen. Are reported. As is the chaos.

[Manas @Spooferman_]

@Ace_Of_Pace @MrTippler Pretty generic statement. Also, deaths reported during currency exchange. Not due to.

[Don Tippler @MrTippler]

Media: "Man dies in ATM queue"
Bhakts: "Why don't you show some positive news?"
Media: "Man dies in ATM queue. India's population reduced"

[Sajeev Kumarapuram @_kumarapuram]

#ModiSurgicalStrikeonCommonMan #CurrencyBan
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[Manas @Spooferman_]

Shopping online?
Yeah. I was bored to debt.