Nick

Used to be an offensive podcaster now I'm just hitting on dads on eHarmony

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Hey I still do shows occasionally. Sometimes even music podcasts, ain't that fun. Go check out SSOTW, a great time was had by some.

[Shitty Song Of The Week @SSOTWShow]

This week, @poboypod and @RedSSOTW are joined by @SploogeSlinger Nick from Record Rippers and Beelzebuds, to go through some Metal Music!!

Can a sad, slow, whiney ass song about some stupid novel beat Cookie Monsters suicide note set to music?

https://t.co/IKkm8xy4eG

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

@RedSSOTW @poboypod @SSOTWShow @SploogeSlinger I'm gonna start up a music show with that guy as a sequel to Record Rippers. I'll call it Song Slingers or some gay shit

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

@poboypod @SSOTWShow @RedSSOTW @SploogeSlinger Really puts the whole thing together.

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Can't wait for the first female American president. Gonna turn President's Day to Praise Her Dents Day, talkin about that cottage cheese cellulite ass.

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Soap bandit walks into a bar, says "I'm here to clean ya out"

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Every year my dad reminds me that Jeff Gordan killed Dale Earnhardt Sr. I'm eagerly awaiting to get sent AI videos of Dale as JFK.

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Seasons aren't real they're a ploy by Big A/C. Snow didn't exist until the DARPA weather machine.

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

@db_witch

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Thinking about how if Frank Sinatra was a modern artist he'd go by "Frankie Sins" and have a teardrop tattoo except it's a fedora

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

A shitty local hardcore band named "Pamela Slamderson"

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

@peppercutsgrass Better be stuffed crust otherwise why bother

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

For the upcoming race war I'm proposing that the whites and Asians merge into one demographic known as "Ties"

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Hey girl do you wanna relive childhood trauma via rough sex in the back of my grand caravan?

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

A guy that majors in statistics to figure out if 3/5ths was being generous or not

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Still thinking about how I was on hold once and they were just playing music from Final Fantasy 10

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Grandpa has Alzheimer's so I've been sneaking red food dye in his meals so he'll have a colon cancer scare every single day. That'll teach him not to share his butterscotch.

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Alternate universe where Michael Jordan is named Michael B Ballin

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

Calling my Jewish friends "my jiggas" to show I'm multicultural

[Nick @SpoogeSlinger]

I've started using AI to check if I need to wipe more and so far I've only left mud tracks on 5/6 couches. We're living in the future bb 😎