Pooky Bear

A Bear! I love the woods and picnics. Chair of STUFed! Often amused by human antics and has a soft spot for a panda named Soo!

[Pooky Bear @Spooky0_0pooky]

Here's the forecast: ah nice. Oooh bit windy, oh f**k, aaaaargh! *flies off into a tornado* and now here comes *all* the rain.

[Pooky Bear @Spooky0_0pooky]

My girlfriend hasn't said a word for 8 months and then makes whale noises to finding nemo. That's swedish pandas for you, I guess.

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Mushy peas make mushy trees. #PicnicProblems

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Sunday picnics are the best. Oh hell yes!

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"Little did he know. I've made a career out of little did he know."

[Pooky Bear @Spooky0_0pooky]

It is better to have laughed than loved in life. Or eat bread sticks in bed on a Tuesday. Something like that.

[Pooky Bear @Spooky0_0pooky]

Bearak Obama does not not like Donald Grump or Grizzly Clinton. He prefers Bearnie Sanders. So do I.

[Pooky Bear @Spooky0_0pooky]

Your sister keeps asking me to 'stay with me' Sort it out. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. #ShakespeareSunday

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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to nuns. Or something #ShakespeareSunday

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Heaven! #NationalBiscuitDay Have you had your 5-a-day?

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@atomic_soda Booo!

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG

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#BoatyMcBoatface was approved by Hootie McOwlface and Bunny McRabbitfoot

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I ate a picnic
and then i need a wee
but I couldn't go
coz some humans watched me
#WorldPoetryDay

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Do not #VoteGrump Bearak Obama was good but Donald Grump is too grizzly a bear for me. #FluffyPresident

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Bears under-represented again ffs. #BRITs2016

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#YouWereSoHotUntil you opened that damned window. Fools. The heat escaped. Science!

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If a million masks are marching, why aren't people? Masks are standing up for the people wearing them. #RiseUp #MillionMaskMarch

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As one should! ^_^ https://t.co/doRZnQrnMN