MUFASA

Your impatience is not a virtue it’s gon’ hurt you, ain’t you learn from mistakes? - K.A.A.N

[MUFASA @SpookyGh0st14]

They gonna turn this into a movie in a few years watch

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Man arrested in Kenya for impersonating a lawyer and winning 26 lawsuits.

He decided to defend himself in court and won again. 😂😂

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

i rebuke every negative thing said over my life even as a joke

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

not a fan of how i act when i like someone

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

my ideal relationship is one that doesn’t constantly feel like i’m “in a relationship.” i just want something that feels like spending time with my best friend every day.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My love language is that you’re the only person not ignored on the days I don’t want to talk to anyone.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

you shouldn't have to break up with someone to work on yourself but yall not ready for that conversation.

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I like people who let me be quiet.

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

me to my wife:

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Who job hiring $100 a second, I'm looking for a 7:00-7:05, nothing too crazy.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when I say something without thinking and I realise how rude it sounded

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

I'm disgustingly self aware… There's nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent weeks reflecting on.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

I just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

superfracalifragilisticmissmewiththatbullshit

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

[MUFASA @SpookyGh0st14]

Randomly remembered something embarrassing I did when I was drunk

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I dont smoke to look cool it's alot pain behind them blunts

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf