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@_HenHouseNFT @wen_goods @ThePlagueNFT @CannaSapiensNFT @bearish_af @SpaceRidersXYZ 💀👑

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@_HenHouseNFT Hi Squash

[🥚PlatyMama @PlatyMama_]

This HEN below still has the SPARKLE in her eyes ✨ as she awaits her new owner 👀

Monthly raffle winners to be announced today also include this Hopstarz & some $BURR tokens 🎉

**Exciting Updates from the @_HenHouseNFT FARM coming up this month**

[🥚PlatyMama @PlatyMama_]

When you are on a high speed race track, sometimes you need to make quick, sharp turns

In those moments, you don’t look at the wall…

Always look where you want to go

[Tduck 🦆 @tducksassy]

Happy Birthday @RealDuckMaster !

[LT @LTBRNDBQRN]

Won me this handsome @_HenHouseNFT on payday no less... They do monthly raffles.

If you're fading, NGMI don't bother.

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@_HenHouseNFT I like this

[Hen House 🐔 @_HenHouseNFT]

Q1 Wen Hen Updates

https://t.co/dCczmSSHGn

Execution, scale, and tokenomics!

Vera, Acelera, and Calix form the backbone of the FarmlandFi growth engine. 🎤🫳

[🥚oliverm @oliverm0739]

It is April 1st and I won a @_HenHouseNFT raffle. Is this a joke, a rigged way to promote @_HenHouseNFT on the timeline or an actual win after years of trying? We may never know…

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@oliverm0739 I would pay a billion dollars

[Hen House 🐔 @_HenHouseNFT]

Got the crew on the pole this past week ⚡️🐔

Finally scratching at it

The flock’s been on the ground like:
“took you long enough…” 😅
A few more tweaks and we’ll be fully egg-nergized 🥚⚡️

Until then… we’re just out here
pecking away at it one wire at a time 🐓🔧

#FarmlandFi #BuildInPublic #Eggconomy

[🥚PlatyMama @PlatyMama_]

**CONDUIT installed in the COOP**

Maybe I don’t do the best job of expressing how phenomenal it will be when @_HenHouseNFT finally delivers with Farmland Fi

I understand people are hesitant to trust builders in the NFT space

I too have been burnt, disappointed & let down by many failures

So I keep it real & focus on learning & connecting to people here

But sooner then later, there will be a day when all the efforts made by @FreaKnLinkin & @Dax503_ completely blow everyone away

They are too stubborn to give up or fail 🫡 🐓🥚

[Hen House 🐔 @_HenHouseNFT]

The goal isn’t just to farm.

The goal is to measure what works and repeat it.

At https://t.co/5rPGMdr8uK every production block is built the same way:
• Standardized coop infrastructure
• Known land footprint
• Measured feed consumption
• Verified egg output
• IoT sensors collecting production data in real
time

Why does this matter?

Because data compounds.

The more blocks we operate, the more information we collect.

The more information we collect, the more we refine the system.
The more refined the system becomes, the easier it is to replicate.

This is how agriculture becomes infrastructure.Collect the data that matters.

Improve what works.

Replicate it at scale.That’s the machine we’re building.

#FarmlandFi #AgTech #Infrastructure #DataDriven #BuildTheMachine #RealWorldAssets

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@OrpaZeth @FelineFiendz @_HenHouseNFT @FelineSithLord Welcome to the flock!

[Hen House 🐔 @_HenHouseNFT]

New partnership announcement & why it matters 📷

we’ve aligned in principle with Vera International on a structured Tranche 1 partnership focused on Regulatory & Commercial Operability for Block 1.

It’s milestone-based and designed to convert the project into fully legally operable, inspection-backed commercial production.

This significantly strengthens our validation phase and institutional readiness heading into steady-state performance.

Now in English 📷 This partnership will prevent future delays on any zoning and permitting.

We tried to do it by ourselves to save money and lost sooooo much time because of it.

NEVER AGAIN...

Tranche 2 is focused on securing offtakers and buyers
( we are working on securing 30-50% of our egg production to be sold before we even begin production)

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@TheGoatLegacy @capncookie_eth Damn, that turned out nice

[The Goat's Legacy @TheGoatLegacy]

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ART MATTERS.

[DropDedGorgez @DedGorgez]

The rebirth begins

By my order, 8,888 @DedGorgez citizens shall return to my kingdom

Four waves
One path
Only the worthy will rise

Certification holders first
Then GTD Gorgez List
Followed by FCFS Gorgez list
And finally the public

Prepare yourselves
We are #DropDedGorgez👑

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@fattyloNFT beep boop

[🥚PlatyMama @PlatyMama_]

The @_HenHouseNFT team has been watching 👀

🐓 CHICKEN OF THE MONTH 🐓

This initiative recognizes Hen holders with outstanding contributions within the Hen House community each month

Here is our February winner:
@ltbrndbqrn 🏆

LT has been engaging with the community in discord & on X posting & replying with awesome Hen content to spread the word

We are grateful for your contributions & we are sending you 1000 EGG 🥚

Spend them on our monthly raffles in the Farm Shop or hold them until we launch our on chain token $TCC

We will continue to watch & acknowledge our amazing community members 👏

[🥚 mister guy @Spoolaroo]

@PlatyMama_ @_HenHouseNFT Gimme dat