Spoon DogG

I like wrestling and say stupid shit. I used to make music. I like laughing and cats and weed. Catch me horizonal on the regular. IG - SpoonDogG

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

After over a decade of having my username as my name backwards, my new Twitter name is now @SpoonDogG513

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

You're an uncultured loser.

[dan ushman @danushman]

Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Do I look like Pablo from zoom

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Needed this.

[Deal Vibes @DealVibes]

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[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Complete ass

[Triple H @TripleH]

Champions vs Champions.

#WWECrownJewel is LIVE from Riyadh.
Saturday, November 7th at 12pm ET.

Watch on @espn app in the US / @netflix internationally.

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Bro I've heard the stupidest takes about that rollercoaster in the past 3 minutes at work.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The whole time, it was bots.

THE ENTIRE TIME.

FROM 2016-2026.

Wow.

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

@____herb Some bar about bombs and riyjah or whatever

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Sybau

[The PRIN❌E @the_PrinXe03]

المفروض يحدث واحد من أمرين، لا ثالث لهما :

إما أن تصدر TNA بيان اعتذار، ويتم تسريح ماكس كاستر فورًا.

أو أن تقرر WWE إلغاء شراكتها مع TNA بعد التصرف المقرف الذي قام به ماكس كاستر.

ما حدث بالأمس تجاوز كل الحدود https://t.co/9F2OE2ox9m

[Ascend Pro Wrestling @AscendProW]

Ultra 7: Yes, Every Thursday- Presented By Squared Circle Expo is now live! The television title is on the line, debuts, and more surprises that you can only get with Ascend Pro action!

10/8/26 Ultra Episode https://t.co/WXYPg2hx5M

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

This isn't even worth talking about

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Shane Gillis drops a live F-bomb on SNL

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Hey man remember when your Dad was in all of those widely popular teenage gooner movies where they filmed a supposed high school girl having sex without her consent and put it on the internet? Talk about creating a bad environment for women!

Or wait…was that…just a JOKE 🤯🤯🤯

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Whoa????

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Played fortnite and drank a beer. Downloaded Super Troopers 3 and Idiots with the young Franco and Ice Cube son
Was gonna call off tomorrow and do laundry but I think I'm gonna go to work tomorrow and then call off Tuesday. Gonna get fat off Asia food and watch moves and blaze.

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

Like fortnite how my RedZone getting triple boxed

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

It's like NY football. Giants on Jets.

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

The NFL announcers just said " this is the greatest reality show in the world" and the other guy agreed " it really is". 🧐🧐🧐🧐

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

I'm too fat for it anyway

[The rugged picture poser @____herb]

Dudes ain't start wearing supreme til gay rappers was in it

[Spoon DogG @SpoonDogG513]

And that's why you don't cash out.