Ian Crawford

Cutlery Safety Expert - Think safe, be safe!
See live at a comedy club & festival near you

[⚡️ShhListeN⚡️ @ShhListenN]

@MAGAVoice 🤔to think in the year modern age 2026 of a futuristic planet that 1 man Starmer has created a mediaeval renaissance of people wanting just wanting freedom for their future/country 🙏 U get what U deserve UK good luck to U all U have the support from all common sense people 🕊️💪🏻

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@anon_opin They did a classic experiment at Harvard University 50% "on timers" 50% "always latest"...the experiment was cancelled - the "always lates" didn't turn up.

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

...is anyone still on X? Worried about Cutlery Safety?
Tomorrow I return to the venue where it all began!
I have performed previously at the Bear Tavern with Frank Sidebottom, Spiderman's dad (Dominic H), Ardal O'Hanlon and Reg D! Tomorrow I am with some more legends of comedy!

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@penfolduk01 Haha good to have that clarified - you were in danger of stirring up some misinformation but you saved it! Stay safe 👍⚠️🍴

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@penfolduk01 History of Road Signs sounds good - I assume this was the spoon in the road - before the fork in the road!? Cheers 🍴⚠️

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Take care with that fork, I'm coming to York. Friargate Theatre, 19th Feb ⚠️🍴
https://t.co/j3Vzxp1tr9

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Mad Ron’s Character Comedy Carnage: Mad Ron, Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford, Satan & MC Gwen!

11 Jan 7pm, Cherry Reds #Birmingham

Tickets £7.50 plus booking fee:
https://t.co/PfucGQZO3F

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

My manager Jim started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here https://t.co/S4UHhqAa4A
I wouldn't bother it is about Bus Stops and not Cutlery!!

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

I am carefully spreading cutlery safety at the #Colchester Fringe this weekend on 25th & 26th Oct.
see here for info and tickets:
https://t.co/8IrAXzGu0o
😎⚠️🍴

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@fesshole Guinness should clean them all and paint a faint shamrock on top so it looks like the top of a pint of the black stuff! They sponsor everything else 👍

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Staying safe at the Fringe - deadly serious advice from cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford https://t.co/7au7EAwwdG via @BritishComedy

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@wsavage_dcfc According to our records you still haven't done your cutlery safety training - sign up! 🍴⚠️😎
https://t.co/slIxjXLI6o

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

First Edinburgh had to host Oasis & now Sheila from the office has only gone and accidentally booked me to deliver 7 cutlery training workshops during the Edinburgh Fringe!
Catch me @ParadiseGreenUK 1:10pm August 18-24th
https://t.co/slIxjXMfVW

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Top up your cutlery safety training August 18 to 24 ⚠️🍴
https://t.co/slIxjXLI6o

Ideal for those looking for week 3 Edinburgh Fringe recommendations
#edfringe

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

I will be safely spreading deadly serious cutlery safety advice @durhamfringe this weekend (Sat 26th & Sun 27th)
https://t.co/WSidBE80S6
#durham #staysafe
🍴⚠️

[GetYourCoatsOn | The Good Fringe Guide @GetYourCoatsOn]

"I wrote the first draft over a few days and did a pre-preview preview in my sitting room in July '23." @TheLastBantam's #EdFringeTalk25 https://t.co/6UlWfZojQZ @SpoonSense @mooseface42 @3dumbtheatre @GreensideVenue #EdFringe #WW1 #TheGreatWar #GreatWar #FirstWorldWar

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@GetYourCoatsOn @TheLastBantam @Mooseface42 @3dumbtheatre @GreensideVenue Thanks for sharing and for giving my show a shout out!
Break a leg & see you in Edinburgh 🍴⚠️😎

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Deadly serious cutlery safety briefing > Tonight 6pm at Bush Fest B64 5EA and next Thursday 7:30pm at Fletchers York Road part of Kings Heath Comedy: https://t.co/0XKAUiL5rS

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

Thanks to Lucy Foley @HarperCollinsUK and @Waterstones for raising the profile of the Fork in The Midnight Feast this summer ⚠️🍴#staysafe

[Ian Crawford @SpoonSense]

@With1V @scottbcomedyuk @HelenLederer @thechamppod @ShappiKhorsandi @realObonjo @tiffstevenson @SlatteryLive @TomMayhew @Adelecliff See you there - some tickets still available for my show on Saturday 7th June at 7pm https://t.co/45NmBUVYDx