Phone Keys Wallet

Gotta take my son to the gas station

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First tweet, wutz good. #pinned

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Anything but dedicated servers

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Just saw some dude in #chicago jump onto the blue line track to pick up his cig. This shit is not a game

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@LogJam775 Found out my buddy and I are getting functionally high again very soon

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Sure just kick me in the balls and steal my wallet while youre at it

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@LogJam775 ill really up the Drake if you think im Joshing

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@Breaking911 So poorly done. Everyone can still sell off and tank individual stocks with the positions they have and knowledge they possess. The fact Congress has to vote on “Stop Insider Trading” says everything you need to know.

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Ight EA im not fucking around anymore what is this

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@Official414 "No bias" then proceeds to put this guy over Goff and Caleb

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@LogJam775 Funny, bc the logjam775 special is:
1) Can I hit your vape
2) Hey dude, could I hit your vape
3) Yo, can I get your vape
(This is all speculative, these are all guesses)

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Does “vegetables” inherently mean theres “vegechairs” out there somewhere?

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@LogJam775 You found this out while doing your personal taxes after midnight?

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When my hgs friend telling me a story for 12 minutes and I’m just trying to remember her name

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@netanyahu Rory McIlroy just called me and told me he has enriched uranium. Please put a stop to this

[Stanzo @ncostanzo24]

The kids of Boston are fucking starved

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Terrorist Michigan refs. Mara is a tall for nothing fuck. Dumb fucking school, I hate Ohio State but at least they dont cheat. Cadeau is foul-baiting loser fuck with a shit eating grin and no NBA future - can’t wait to see what he does in a Burger King uniform.

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Sorry, gotta take this. It’s work

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Seeing a minion on my TV after 140 awful commericals

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Reffing in Denver worst I’ve ever seen

[cade @CadeBuffalow]

Torched his former team told the Cowboys to buckle up 😭

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@bearssznn I just cummed, cried, cummed again, then started pounding my chest like a gorilla