spoonis the shrimp king 🦐

"Misfortune hangs heavy on a head once held high."

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[interpretation @materialcritic]

'unbecoming' is such a good word. not only was that thing you did bad but it also made you less.

[hellis 😈 @hellisrebuke]

not to victim blame but if my cat didn’t want to be stepped on all the time then he shouldn’t always be right where my feet are

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

its funny we had "aspergers" as an accurate term for distinguishing high-functioning autism-spectrum disorder from actual profound autism but it had to be abolished because nazis or something so now discourse is impossible

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Cats were spotted fighting on Mount Hua in China’s Shaanxi Province. The mountain’s highest peak reaches 2,154.9 meters above sea level.

[Neo🐢 @neoloweast]

Kill everyone

[Kaine @kaine_x3c]

Halloween incubus Lohen

[Joe 🔥 @J__haightStreet]

pre-euphoria J be like

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

[Nerdy Wonka @NerdyWonka]

so rape. he raped her

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

kids push boundaries more with their primary caregiver. my toddler will fight me putting his clothes on and then happily let his grandmother dress him. but when he’s tired and cranky he wants me the most. that’s just how it is! normal!!! very little to do with parenting.

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

redditors love being like "throwaway because my friends know my main" and the describe an extremely specific scenario

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Sorry but this is the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen

[🤡POLYPOP🤡 c0mms closed @puropoly]

im tired of seeing this on my timeline with wacko takes. This is a normal interaction. Guy A wanted to open a conversation, guy B didn't. Sometimes ppl don't want to talk to other people. Guy A didn't do anything wrong and Guy B was kind of rude. That's all

[kmt @yallbigasf]

how fucked of a mother do you have to be to have both your kids develop severe eating disorders like this

[sakata @lonleyghoul]

the taste of a real friendship after having friendship issues your whole life

[haha rodimus you're banging our co-captain @empresscastiel]

others have said it better but it's like flanagan forgot he's making a horror story and not marvel bc this is just an action scene. there's nothing that would signify this as a horror scene, not the camera, not the lighting, the colours, the music, no atmosphere, just nothing.

[🌱 BÖLT 🌱 @SrPayt0n]

You mfs cannot stand actual evil characters anymore wtf
What do you want them to do?
Steal chocolate milk and golden from the rainbow instead of torturing people and being manipulative af?????

[bruton gaster @plslvamsg]

Nope sorry, this is neglect. This is so so sad. I’m a huge advocate for flexibility and autonomy for the child, but raising a young kid means that those things cannot be given in EVERY single circumstance. The whole point of the parent is to ensure proper care of the child-

[RAM. @rambites]

my vent art

[Joe 🔥 @J__haightStreet]

I would've quit from the start if we had to pull for the signature psychubes too