Alex Kriege

Brilliant. BROKEN. Subversive. With a hint of cockiness. On ice. #Resist #LockHimUp #resist It/That

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

When I found myself in the whirlpool, spinning down the drain, I grabbed a surfboard, and enjoyed the ride. 😶

[Melissa @JustAMomNamedMM]

This day can fuck alllllllllll the way off.

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@LindenmuthWendi 🤪😞😫😖

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@LindenmuthWendi When I’m on the loo. 😁

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@420iloveweed Give me a drag!

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@LindenmuthWendi I ran away

[Matty @bestestname]

being alive is so embarrassing

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@mariana057 Looks dangerous. ⚠️

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@ChiChiGreenblat I can smell them from here. 😁

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@RobertaFresque2 9

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

Narsacists don’t think they are better than everyone else.
They just think all other people are dumb.

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@mariana057 Love

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@inqdragon2 Nope, none.

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@LindenmuthWendi Alone?

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@PwrFulWmn What is a banff?

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@treydayway Nah…. They suck for real.

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

How to stop people hearing you snore at work.
Www.snorkelamask. Com

[🇦🇺 Mark AKA Chopper 🇦🇺 @shortnstout9]

😏😤

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@iamn0ty0urstar Mine is so deep it sounds like a fart. 😬

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@LindenmuthWendi A reason to be alive?

[Alex Kriege @Spoonlurker99]

@NerdyCheeseCurd I ceep them.