Spoonman666

Evil genius hiding behind a veil of stupidity. I really don't care about your preferred pronouns.

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If #UmBongo doesn't trend today it never will

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This is fast becoming the #Buzzballz #WorldCup

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@GeoffNorcott @British_Airways I had a similar thing. That's their opening bid. They treat the refund/compensation process as some sort of barter system rather than a legal obligation in the knowledge that alot of people just can't be bothered with the fight

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@TomBrady Err ...no

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We're always going to struggle with Ghana having Omar from The Wire in goal #WorldCup

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@mileshuntTWS @johnrobb77 Hi - where can I find the full interview please?

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@Gazarelda @Ralph_Hapschatt @anon_opin He stands for nothing. He's a human weathervane. He got elected with no policies apart from not being the Tories. He clearly thought a lot more about how to get elected than how he might govern when he did

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There's not a day goes by when I'm not thankful that I know what happens if you heat a magnesium strip with a bunsen burner

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What a wonderful festival of r̶a̶m̶p̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶u̶m̶e̶r̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶c̶e̶g̶o̶u̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ football this #FIFA #WorldCup is going to be. I'm hoping for a Curaçao vs Cape Verde final, if they can get past the powerhouses of DR Congo & Haiti

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@MerrynSW One tile on the factory roof?

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@TheFootballFeed The first top-tier team we play against in a knockout game. Same as always

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@anon_opin Sure The Beatles wrote some catchy tunes but the way they are put on an untouchable pedestal & deified is pathetic. If they hadn't led the way someone else would've blazed the trail

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Have historians pinpointed when it was that people with blue or purple hair stopped being punks and started being trans Twitter trolls?

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@anon_opin Except they're not. They're rubbish

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Friday afternoon - check
Long bank holiday weekend - check
Awesome weather forecast all weekend - check
Partner just started vomiting violently and repeatedly out of the blue to write off the whole thing - check

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@littlefrank71 @Daisy_660 Birdseye

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Podcasts are great. Today I've learned that Tony Benn was once stung on the penis by a wasp. It's cheered me right up #TheRestIsHistory

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@anon_opin I don’t get what all the fuss is about Jimmy Savile. When I was younger, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

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@anon_opin Calm down Greta

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@7cecee In Liverpool it's 11