Spoons FC

A 7-a-side team within the Heathrow Goals 7s Premier Division who love a good Whetherspoons. Just for a laugh.

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@ambercousens_ spoke to us;

“I am very excited to be here and get started with the lads. First things first, we got to find somewhere else to play as they got banned from the Heathrow League for scrapping with some Albanians, knobheads”

#WelcomeAmbs #UpTheSpoons

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Here at Spoons FC, we are delighted to announce our new manger @ambercousens_

#WelcomeAmbs #UpTheSpoons

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It was heated all game and a foul on Manning crossed the line for us. Few good punches in. We’re just getting warmed up for Russia.

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Tonight’s game against Zammir FC has been called off and ended 2-2 and there was a mass brawl. Let’s fucking have it.

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How the table looks after tonight’s game. Tight, as, fuck.

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@Dannywa47268583 Fuck off.

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Another daunting night for the Spoons as we lose 4-2 here on pitch 7. Ryan and Shane picking up the two goals.

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@shanewatson95 Our Scottish warrior at the back 💪🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Tonight we face Brothers FC, a new entry team into our league.

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@ambercousens_ @_ConnorFrancis Which is never because we only ever get three points from where teams forfeit 🤨

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@cmanning691 I’m shaking...

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Mark is our MOM with 2 goals and 2 assists. Gage and Ryan picking up the other two goals.

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@cmanning691 The man said it himself. The Andy Carroll of 7 a side. 2 goals and 2 assists, holding the ball up very well, making some excellent balls. Now fuck off.

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As the team that we where meant to play dropped out and we got that automatic win, that puts us top of the table.

Fucking quality.

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@cmanning691 You are our Dick of the Day, about to celebrate before the ball crossed the line and it hit the post. Missing the volley that was laid out on a plate for you. And then screams, you’re not playing tennis mate.

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@RyanDye_ @jbalmer8 💯

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We’re missing @jbalmer8 at the back, just saying.. 😒

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On to next week, UTS!

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@jbalmer8

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Attendance was about 30? Bare man came down.