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Mediocraty enthusiast.

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@QueenieSateen Weird, let me send, but won’t let me try again. Here you go!

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@QueenieSateen Consider it done!!

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@TheFattestRacks What if we can’t DM?

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@CrusaderKings How many innocent participants have been brutally slain by deadly board games.

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@AshesofCreation @Fireplay_123 The Lyceum encounter in Blackrock Depths. Battling through an entire army of dwarves to unlock the way out before you get overwhelmed by their numbers. Peak room design.

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@Jimllpaintit “Reservoir Doges” Elon Musk is tied to a chair inside an abandoned server farm. A gang of Shiba Inu dogs dressed as crypto bros and disenfranchised cybertruck owners have just lopped off his ear. One of them is playing with it like a dog chew toy.

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@AshesofCreation Vuvuzela please!

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@lostinth8ght Highly recommend visiting one of the places they do glass blowing/sculptures. Amazing seeing how it’s done.

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@linnyprivate Good morning.

Even better afternoon.

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@linnyprivate Try to gauge their interest in things about you besides your appearance. If he is just fetishising he probably won't put any effort into learning about other cultures history/behaviour/habits etc.

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@RealSexyCyborg That looks like it’s going to cause a lot of neck strain.

Just not yours!

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@linnyprivate But why let that stop you?

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Guys. I think there’s something wrong with my wordle score:

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@Jimllpaintit The cast of Postman Pat arriving in Tenerife. Pat is overwhelmed by paperwork to permit a caged Jess to be allowed in. Mrs Goggins is being patted down by customs officers as she has too many multipacks of B&H. Ted Glen, already in a vest is arguing about his new blue passport.

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If 2020 was a biscuit.

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@Lucy__Vixen Looks like somewhat convincing prosthesis to me.

[Joe Bereta @joebereta]

My hotel carpet is weird...

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@CherryBModelUK Oreos!

[Michael Moran @TheMichaelMoran]

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by a woefully under-qualified president.