"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.
I wish I wasn't autistic so I could've just partied. and had fun. and felt alive. when I was young and most free to do so. instead of sitting in my room developing all this useless emotional depth I can't do anything with.
I really am gonna be that 60 year old woman wearing Marcus Smart and Jaylen Brown jerseys, yelling at people on the street about The Good Ole Days while I go feed my pigeons or something along those lines