Evan Gris

Before anyone jumps off a cliff into an ocean of assumption, the Gris stands for Griswold. My dad is Clark & he likes going on vacation. #MC #GetOffMyLawn #Fake

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

Evan - The Man. The Myth. The Legend. The Alpha.

*As I ran patrols, the wind was howling around me and I growled low as some blowing >

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@DevotedBadass @InTheSweetbynby Well, Daddy duty calls so I have to hit the road. Or, head upstairs. Either way. Have a great birthday man and enjoy the cake Juni. *laughs* Fart all you want, if you must. Head to the main house if you want drinks tonight Toby. Catch you guys later.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@DevotedBadass @InTheSweetbynby Everyone in this house farts all the time. *laughs*

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@InTheSweetbynby @DevotedBadass *chuckles and nods* I'm damn sure. Enjoy, Juni B Jones.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@DevotedBadass @InTheSweetbynby *keeps laughing as Toby hands her some milk, getting a kick out of this*

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@DevotedBadass @InTheSweetbynby *chuckles* Good, because you all are slow as hell. *makes a cut in the bottom part of the cake and takes out a slice, holding it up* Cheers, man. Happy Birthday. *shoves it in my mouth with a grin*

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@DevotedBadass @InTheSweetbynby I'm actually gonna cut into that myself because you guys are taking too damn long.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

It looks cool as hell. But I don't give two shits. I'll cut into it.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

I'll run some extra miles today.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

Also, we're all gonna have some of that cake.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

Happy Birthday, @DevotedBadass . I hope your chick spoils you and all that shit today.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

I have no dad bod, fucker.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@EpicPebbles *grins* Thank you, Anna.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

Happy Father's Day to all you other dads out there. Cheers to us. *grins and takes a chug of beer* Have a beer on me.

[Evan Gris @SporadicAlpha]

@DevotedBadass @AoibheNiCealRP @EpicPebbles Gotta unleash the beast.