Him

[Him @SporkSpiegel]

diggin in my butt while i wait in traffic #word

[Him @SporkSpiegel]

i’m going to die at 82 to show respect to Bam

[Him @SporkSpiegel]

my fortnite locker could buy your entire house

[†Elizabeth-4Ever† (🏳️‍⚧️) @AndIfeelfine006]

Get owned zigger > :3

[chazmuco @chazmuco]

The pug comic #alltomorrows

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ @NobodyIn4K]

"Islamic Republic of Japan"

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Tell son to go on IG Live or its cap

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[Him @SporkSpiegel]

did the USA goalie take a fucking quaalude before this game?

[kuro |-/ @kurokurokayang]

Here ya go

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Jayson Tatum: Deuce I’m sorry… uncle Jaylen got traded

Deuce Tatum: Hmph. Unsurprising. He was a fool performing the charade of an intellectual. A man of true wisdom would known the impact his online antics would have on a locker room. FATHER!🫰 I demand ice cream! Butter Pecan

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Kawhi in his first Raptors team meeting watching Scottie Barnes gnawing on a box of crayons in the corner

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

When Celtics fans see what they got for Jaylen Brown

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Him @SporkSpiegel]

today is my 9/11

[JD Vance @JDVance]

In This House We Believe
Black Lives Matter
No Human is Illegal
Prigozhin is a Liberal Reformer
Love is Love

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass