@helperdennis It's okay buddy. Keep your head up. When I get my funnel wife, our combined purity will lend what we can to get your wife and kids back. Kids need their Dennis Dad.
@helperdennis It's okay to use small amounts of Red40, only for Beast Mode access when @sportdrink is not available. Don't let that happen. Keep @sportdrink available, okay
@itsJohnRocker@sportdrink using the stainless steel Sport Spoon and dreaming of the day when my beautiful wife, the Sport Funnel is handcrafted from beautiful stainless steel.
Sport drink. Okay?
@elonmusk The best relief is found using your stainless steel sport spoon to consume @sportdrink (dont let the name fool you. The electrolytes exist to sell spoons)
@sportdrink Just a few more and maybe they'll finally craft me my beautiful funnel wife so I can help Dennis see his kids again. The courts may even let us adopt them as a happy functional married household and then we can just give them back to him.
@UtahFlatRanger@sportdrink, especially when used with their stainless steel sport spoon. Magnesium is great and essential for sleep. Rumor has it a funnel may even be on the way I hear. (pls dont sue i just wanna help Dennis see his wife and kids)