; the SPOT

𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 ! 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 @CrudeWebs 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬. — 🔞 MDNI

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

I know what to fill that hole with — more holes !

#ATSVRP
#LEWDRP

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

/ trying to act aloof but failing. His face spot gives him away immediately, contracting tight like a pupil as he leans forward.

It's not laughing you need to be worried about.
I'm guessing you're so cute I'll just be annoyed I don't have the lips to kiss you with.

[SPIDER - MAN ! @CrudeWebs]

Promise you won't laugh ?

( It's been a long , long time in the making . A hand rested upon the top of his mask , ready to pull it off at a moment's notice . )

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

But you're not anymore ? Why? Because the truth hurts?

/ Speckled hands come up quick to feign small pinches at the jaw of the mask, his shoulders shaking expressively with each catty syllable.

Come onnnnn. All joshing aside. I really want to see it.

[SPIDER - MAN ! @CrudeWebs]

Mmm . . . And here I was , considering letting you see my face . 's a shame , really . . .

( Two can play this game . )

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

(for no reason other than he's a cowboy , web slinger definitely!!! Rrrewoow give me that lasso)

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

( * fuck with ! )

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

( fisk hehehehehe )

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

Uh - uh, don't argue with maths here, nemesis.

/ Stepping right into Pete's space, waving a finger to chastise; but just looking like a geek.

[SPIDER - MAN ! @CrudeWebs]

S - Shut up . . .

I'm not a slut .

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. INTRODUCING . . THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH—

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

Five years of spider slut, huh? you'll just never quit.

[SPIDER - MAN ! @CrudeWebs]

Three years of horny posting . . .

[— 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙊𝙔 .ᐟ @P1NKLIGHTNING]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐘
⠀⠀ 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐍.

⠀⠀ 𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍’𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆.

𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄.

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

( honestly it is a crime I have such difficulty putting myself out there sometimes bc his tummy fat is just there to be loved on I swear to godddd )

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

( he yearns 2 spoon 🌀)

[𝐿𝒶𝓎𝓁𝒶 ☾ @ASultryScarab]

☽⋆☾⋆☽⋆☾⋆☽

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

— context, heat rising quickly when taking the sight in fully. Somewhere between shocked and flattered that he'd walked in on Pete sniffing one of his socks, clearly getting a lot out of it given the tempo of his strokes.

" you.. having fun ?"

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

With every intention of surprising the webhead with his re - entry using his favourite trick; enough stolen electrical equipment raining down through the hole in the roof after him to warrant all the gloating he was about to do !

Anticipating their next spat consumes his focus—

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

— to the extent that he doesn't notice at first the figure already present coming into the room; the double - take including an indignant ; surprised noise.

"Oh — uh. Wow— this is anticlimactic, I was just on my way to come and.."

Comically late to absorb the last bits of —

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

— Psh ! Obviously! How sad would that be ?

[; the SPOT @Sportals69]

It's called versatility! It's in my best interests to deduce every possible way I *can* mess with you.

/ Finally noticing he's being a little too proud about announcing his obsession. Scratching the back of his head.

Not that you take up *that* much real estate in my head. —

[SPIDER - MAN ! @CrudeWebs]

Aww , seems like you need to try harder , dear .

( He's still got heart eyes . He's gay too . )