Sporting Abeergut

Bringing the worlds best 5-a-side players to Birmingham. Est 2017

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With the manger back from successful international duty, he is looking to SBG to keep up his ego tonight with another win.

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Views from Abeergut's home stadium #UpTheGut https://t.co/dLCqFsUsft

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Manager @guy_grimwood was leading by example last night, bagging a 4/10 and fingering her in an alleyway. #WhenInManc

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Shocking scenes in the post match conference as manager Grimwood spits at a BBC reporter, after questioning the teams mental strength.

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Full time Abeergut 7-8 JustAcrossTheBorder FC. 3 goals in the last 2 minutes for the away team snatch the 3 points.

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Half time at the Allianz. Abeergut 2-4 Hispanic FC

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Due to the recent snowy weather up skipper Soanes nose, mr reliable Ted White will wear the arm band tonight.

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Both players will be out for tonight's game.

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Alongside this, winger Harrison Pyrke suffers 'whippedivitus', a horrible disease where he cannot remove the leash his girlfriend holds.

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BREAKING NEWS: Skipper Matt Soanes fails drug tests, testing positive for Ketamine, Steroids and rabies. His future now hangs in the balance

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@GuildofStudents just not sure Rosanna has the face of change needed to be the next Post Grad officer.

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Sky sports teams have started filing in, setting up broadcast for tonight's crunch game at 19:15.

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@Lucy_Rogers63 WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! @Lucy_Rogers63 will be posting the pics up in good time

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Big shout out to our new match day sponsor @GayTimesMag !!! A big favourite of our 4th reserve @LouisBounds https://t.co/2oXBaWryrj

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RT GIVEAWAY, 10 RT and @Lucy_Rogers63 will put up nudes

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CONFIRMED RUMOURS: fishy fingers Sugden to meet with management on Monday to discuss future

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Reports are coming in that winger Oscar Sugden fingers manager @guy_grimwood girlfriend. This could be the end for the 100k a week star.

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