polls

[BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews]

In the constituency of Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron, 'Mr Fishfinger' won 309 votes. He looks rather pleased #bbcelection #ge2017

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

No caption needed. https://t.co/h4e4x6FyaY

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

I didn't know you can tweet from prison https://t.co/rxrPPBonff

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

.@McDonalds So you’ll still use frozen beef in MOST of your burgers in ALL of your restaurants? Asking for a friend.

[polls @SportsBracket16]

I can sign into Microsoft online but get this message when trying to on the 360, please help @XboxSupport

[Joe Baiamonte @JoeBaia]

Alex Mack is playing in the Super Bowl despite having a broken fibula. I once pulled a sickie because Elf was on Channel 4.

[polls @SportsBracket16]

Cowboys over Packers
Steelers over Chiefs

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

When you're famous, they let you do it, you can do anything, just grab em by the pussy

[polls @SportsBracket16]

Predictions:

Raiders > Texans
Seahawks > Lions
Packers > Giants
Steelers > Dolphins

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

Dear God;

Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!

🖕🏾

©

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Locker Room Shenanigans
@EzekielElliott vs. @Dak
Round 2 https://t.co/a1H18dU8QM

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Hiking

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Everyone in America rioting/choosin sides about something.im just over here tryin to pick a gun to go with my outfit

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Gambling

[Coop @PzCoop]

You guys asked for it

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

Decades ago I played hockey with #AlanThicke and he told me something I never forgot: "Ever hear of passing the fucking puck, asshole?" RIP

[POLITICO @politico]

Trump has chosen @GovernorPerry to lead the department he forgot in a list of agencies he wanted to abolish in 2012 https://t.co/t6JU9ajRiE

[Heathrow Airport @HeathrowAirport]

Coming home for Christmas is the #BestGiftOfAll...Meet our extra-special arrivals that have made it home in time for the big day... 🎄🐻

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

It’s the TV event of the year, and Kevin couldn’t be more excited… #BusterTheBoxer #KevinTheCarrot