Sports Daley

Hilarious cliches and nonsense quotes all related to sport. To 'take the piss' if you will of commentators, reporters and especially the athletes themselves.

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"Chrissy is one of those players with the ability to turn something into nothing." @AnthonyWatmough on Chris Sandow #NRLparman

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"He hasn't been that skinny since he was 4." @therealbigmarn on Chris Sandow #NRLparman

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"Ball control - which is controlling the ball" @Andrewjohnss_ in the #NRLBroncosSouths game

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"As electrifying as a hair dryer thrown into a hot tub my friend..." Ray Hudson on the Ronaldinho bicycle goal

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"With a nose like this I couldn't afford to." Peter Sterling on the @GCTitans cocain scandal.

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'Hayne of God'
@jarrydhayne_1 @FOXNRL

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'#Arsenal have done the hardest part and gotten to 0-0.' - commentator of the #BayernArsenal game

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'his passion is defence but he loves to attack as well which is pretty unique' .... its not the unique @jarrydhayne_1

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"If he scores runs it makes it easier" correct. #chrisrogers on @MClarke23 #ashes

[⚡Steve Mascord☠️ @SteveMascord]

alleged quote from a league player: "loosing my grandma this year was pretty tough, but that's football"

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#Blocker - 'And Rove McManus scores in the corner' referring to #JamesMcManus' #StateOfOrigin try

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"James has played on the wing before" #LaurieDaley is at it again. His justification for picking winger #JamesMcManus for the #Blues.

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@NasserHussain13 "Any shot where you're reaching out there and slashing the ball back onto your stumps is a bad shot" Really? #ashes

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Moyes: "I'll be new to a lot of supporters. This a new era but Sir Alex Ferguson will never go away." #bbcsportsday

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#BenIkin @ Origin 2001

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"QLD were nowhere near their best, which mean you know, that the 17 players that pulled on a jersey that night were well below their best"

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@gusgould91 "I love the Underbelly series" #Rabs: "Well you know plenty about them"

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"You have to be a very good cyclist to ride in the Tour De France" #EuroSport commentator #TourDeFrance2013

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"and Tate finds himself one on one with Brett Morris, and Michael Jennings" #rabs during #Stateoforigin

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'If these clouds clear, it wont rain' @yvonnesampson gives us weather 101 at the Titans v Cowboys game