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Gambling masochist | Proud dog brother | Opinions are (mostly) my own | YTD: 15-16

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Caleb Williams & the city of London:
can both handle The Blitz

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Caleb Williams The Luftwaffe
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Dropping bombs in London

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Caleb Williams The Luftwaffe
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Dropping bombs in London

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Houston 1h +8.5
Houston/Iowa St u42.5

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Can’t wait to watch a bunch of children wearing tights physical abuse each other all afternoon.

Baylor -3
UCF -14
Penn State -18
Georgia -1

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Can’t wait to watch a bunch of children wearing tights physical abuse each other all afternoon.

Baylor -3
UCF -14
Penn State -18
Georgia -1

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New Brett Favre dick pic just dropped

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Dolores will surely say yes to coffee once I let her know I went 5-1 during the week 3 NFL slate.

Fellas, please reply with any tips on how to approach a woman. I’m currently halfway through the Kama Sutra and I’m finding it enlightening.

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I asked my waitress at my local Iowa diner for an oat milk latte. She slapped me and spit in my face.

I think I’m going to ask her out for coffee next week.

Panthers +6
Broncos +6.5
Giants +6.5
Vikings +2
Saints -2.5
Steelers -2.5

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I asked my waitress at my local Iowa diner for an oat milk latte. She slapped me and spit in my face.

I think I’m going to ask her out for coffee next week.

Panthers +6
Broncos +6.5
Giants +6.5
Vikings +2
Saints -2.5
Steelers -2.5

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Texas State ML (-110)

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I hear the Wisconsin Dells are lovely this time of year

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@SportsGuyPicks If this loses I need to cancel my flight to Europe

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@DrDwayneH As an emissary for the triple option, I’d say us landing in Europe is just as significant as those marines landing in Normandy. Imagine those poor Europeans living their whole lives without properly knowing how to read a 5 technique. This is bigger than us.

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Texas St/ASU 1h u29.5 (+100)

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@RoyaleLocks This game is for her

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Today two LDS missionaries came to my door as I was leaving for work. I come home to find out my wife has left me to join the as the elder's concubine in Provo.

Jennifer, honey, if you're reading this please come home. Think of the children.

SMU -12 against the polygamists

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CFB Week 2

Mississippi St +6.5 (-110)
Illinois +5.5 (-110)
Syracuse +2.5 (-105)
NC State +8 (-108)
Northern Illinois +28.5 (-110)
Kansas State/Tulane u47.5 (-108)
Texas/Michigan u42.5 (-105)

YTD: 5-5

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USC/LSU u65.5 (105)

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Justice for Tim Allen!

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Western Michigan +24 (-110)

#TimAllenWasFramed #JusticeForTimAllen

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CFB 8/31

Iowa St/North Dakota u51.5 (-110)
Florida +2.5 (-108)
Virginia Tech -13.5 (-112)
Northwestern/Miami OH u39.5 (-110)
Nebraska/UTEP u49.5 (-115)
Tory -8.5 (-110)
Oklahoma St/SDSU u54 (-110)

Bets placed
Hog cranked
Can't lose

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Western Michigan +24 (-110)

#TimAllenWasFramed #JusticeForTimAllen

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Not #undefeated

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Colorado/NDSU under 56 (-110)

Technically undefeated so far this season so I advise tailing.

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Colorado/NDSU under 56 (-110)

Technically undefeated so far this season so I advise tailing.