KH - Sports Guy #3

Sports tweets. M's Tweets. Drunk tweets.
America's leading grocery price inflation fighter.
The Miami Dolphins are NOT soft.
*The Cougars of Washington State*

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

3 IPA’s on a Sunday

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Replay review in the little league World Series: just put me out of my misery already.

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

If you’re watching a Seattle Mariners baseball game in 2026 there’s a 65% chance Michael Rucker is pitching.

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

If only the Seattle Mariners needed help offensively

[Tacoma Rainiers @RainiersLand]

3 games in a row for Laz!

Back-to-back homers! This is fun!

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

Hell yeah

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Pantropical spotted dolphin jumping 15 ft into the air

This incredible shot was captured by the research team of Pacific Whale Foundation

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@CespedesBBQ When you have the opportunity to get Alec Bohm's bat in the lineup, you simply have to do it

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@TMobilePark cc @naffy__

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

Skubal trade is putting the public perception on the side of the owners heading into the CBA negotiation, but the owners are the ones who wholly allowed Skubal to go to LA

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

@TannerUeland @Softykjr Both a former Mariner AND Seattle native - tough look for our boy here.

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

I miss him already 🥺

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Need more of this. Their convos should all be livestreamed

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The three-pump rule. Hingle McCringleberry taught. It's on us all to listen.

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

@engineeringolf @MyGolfSpy Yes - I primarily use a 3W off the tee now. I can bomb it, but struggle with the occasional top/mishit due to the smaller face. I can draw my 3W, but no such ability with my current driver and shaft.

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

“Hi there welcome to our hotel. Oh you chose to park your car here? With 4 wheels? How stupid of you. That will be $379 per night (plus tax).”

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Life in prison for standing still and blocking a moving walkway

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT.

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The last thing the Astros will see before losing their 7th game in a row to the Seattle Mariners

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“Well you can tell the mayor he just lost 6 votes!!!”
As I sit in my exit row (middle) seat.

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

@OregonZoo @naffy__

[KH - Sports Guy #3 @SportsGuy_003]

As a 32 year old male, the following 4 items consume 98.5% of my average weekly headspace:
-Bats
-Sports (general, playing/watching)
-Beers
-Yard Work

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

I asked Sam Kennedy whether it was fair to characterize the decision to fire Alex Cora as Craig Breslow led.

“Absolutely”