Sports Haikus

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Roger Federer
Live life loud and make mum proud
My, what an athlete

#AusOpen #Optus #Federer #Nike #RF #sports #haikus #sportshaikus

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The real winner here
#Gorman or #Marimekko
Kyrgios’s shorts

@AustralianOpen #AusOpen @NickKyrgios @Nike #gormanclothing #marimekkoglobal

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F**ck the raiders, says
the child sitting next to me
It’s #luckyyou’rewithaami

#canberraraiders #NRL #melbournestorm

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Carn Richmond Tigers
Hopeful eyes and golden thighs
This tinny's for you

@AFL @Richmond_FC #richmondtigers #AFLGF #AFLgrandfinal #haikus

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Adelaide, Richmond
Outdoor extravaganza
Cheers Harvey Norman

@HarveyNormanAU @AFL #AFLGF #AFLgrandfinal

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The world is watching,
Cincinnati Ohio
It's your time to shine

#CincyTennis #underwhelmed @NickKyrgios @RafaelNadal @ATP

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Come on #cockroaches
My sweet @andrewfifita
A one-toothed wonder

#NSW #game3 #stateoforigin #newsouthwales #sports #haikus #sportshaikus

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Fun for everyone
Hugh Jackman, Eric Bana
Long live #TourdeFrance

@RealHughJackman @EricBana67 @LeTour

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Steve May's heart rate
Ms. Ransom said it was fake
Actually real

#AFL #47bpm #AFLSunsBlues @stevemay_92 #sports #haikus #sportshaikus

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This game makes me munt
Paul Gallen is a dogc**t
Carn the green machine

@RaidersCanberra @NRL #canberraraiders #BleedGreen

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#Raiders are the best
Leipana above the rest
We bleed green for life
#leilua #rapana #leipana @JoeyLeilua @JordanRapana @RaidersCanberra

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Nadal, Federer
Who is betterer?
Winner win, chicken din

#AusOpen #AustralianOpen #Federer #Nadal #nike

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Straight outta Compton
Making the states proud again
The Williams sisters

#AusOpen #Serena #Venus #womensmarch #sports #sportshaikus

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Fab commentary
Jim Courier and Hewitt
Our Aussie treasures

#AusOpen #courier #hewitt #australiaday #federer #wawrinka #breakpoint

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Sun smart umpire no
A hat is not on your head
Slip slap slop umpire

#AusOpen #umpire #cancercouncil #federer #nishikori #sportshaikus

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A star on the rise
Color coordination
Zverev, love your work

#AusOpen #Zverev #Nadal #haiku #sports #sportshaikus

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Federer is good
Tomás Berdych is good too
Congrats everyone
#AusOpen #federer #berdych