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@CollegeFBonX Right

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@DanteTheDon Talked to @BarstoolBigCat and he said please delete from internet

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@BarstoolBigCat please have this deleted

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

I'm never deleting this app 😭😭

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@JordanRaanan Is that @itsjojosiwa ?

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@LittleSorrel862 @WVUfootball You found it.. look at you go!

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Gatorade bath for a week 2 neutral site game.. Great look @WVUfootball #LineBred

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@renko_is @jakemalasek Don’t jump back on the train when it starts rolling again, douche bag

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@JentzenG @jakemalasek Dumb take.. They slipped up in a horse shit neutral site game. Pump the brakes big fella

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@jakemalasek Whole attitude felt like just show up and walk through them.. we ate the rat poison and needed to be checked. Still got a fucking squad.. Got what we needed tonight #WAHOOWA

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@OGHoo34 Looks so bad.. OLine getting beat all night and WRs are making no impact. Des has to do something different. Defense needs to find consistency

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@potatowv Go find some pressed pills in those mountains to drown out the misery from losing to “wine and cheese pussies”, pussy

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@potatowv Good luck Douche Bag

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Terps by 100

[Kervy @365__Football]

Michael’s coming, Virginia Tech

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The most disrespectful shit I’ve ever heard from media. Somebody give me one worse than this one..

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cam Ward: I think I’m a very good quarterback

Reporter: doesn’t a very good NFL quarterback have better results than you have?

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Table pancakes are now guaranteed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I always get pancakes for the table. Unlocks the whole menu. It’s the best. Everyone who steps into a diner is thinking in their head, ‘should I do pancakes?’ But you don’t wanna just do pancakes, but you’d eat pancakes. So you get the pancakes for the table” -Big Cat

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What a rack, big fella

[UNC Tar Heels @GoHeels]

With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈

#GoHeels x @Bojangles

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@Mikephowes Don’t apologize. Maryland by 100

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Here’s Malik Washington’s reaction to Jacquez White’s comment:

“Just ready to play football. That’s all I got.”

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Who would’ve guessed the guy who went on Gameday after he was fired, would want all the attention? LOOK AT ME!

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Leader of men

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@B1OBEY0ND “LOOK AT ME”