How would you grade Wayne Rooney as a #MUFC player?
A+ Our best ever in his position
A - World-class
B - Excellent
C - Good
D - Decent
E - Erratic
F - Flop
Yesterday's result: Andy Cole (A-).
Fair grade ๐ค
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Cannabis culture is not monolithic. There are parents, professionals, caregivers, and grandmas using it intentionally and responsibly. The "stoner stereotype" is fucking outdated, folks.
๐จ๐๏ธ Robin van Persie on reports that Mateus Fernandes is open to joining Spurs:
๐ฃ๏ธ โIf Mateus Fernandes has genuinely opened the door to joining Spurs, then maybe his mentality deserves to be questioned.
When I decided to leave Arsenal, there were other clubs interested. Manchester City, Juventus, and others.
But I told my agent very clearly: โItโs Manchester United or nothing.โ
I said that because Manchester United was one of the few clubs where I believed I could win the biggest trophies.
In my first season at Old Trafford, I won the Premier League.
So if Fernandes has a straight choice between Manchester United and Spurs and genuinely sees them as the same opportunity, then maybe United should be asking whether he is really the right profile for the club.โ ๐
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, โI hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers! Iโll put down $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints back-to-back!โ
The entire pub goes silent.
Nobody moves.
Then one Irishman quietly stands up, and walks straight out the door.
About 30 minutes later, he returns, taps the Texan on the shoulder, and asks, โThat bet still good?โ
โSure is!โ the Texan says.
The bartender lines up ten pints โ full glasses from one end of the bar to the other.
Without a blink, the Irishman downs all 10 pints in a row and slams the last one down like a champion.
The bar ERUPTS with cheers.
The Texan pays the $500 โ totally stunned.
He asks, โIf you donโt mind me askinโ, whereโd you run off to for that half hour?โ
The Irishman grins, โOh, I just popped down to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it first.โ
The transfer window opened 5 days ago and some virgins are already having meltdowns because we've only one transfer agreement in place.
Dear weirdos โ
Go outside.
Touch some grass.
Talk to an actual human being.
How would you grade Dimitar Berbatov as a #MUFC player?
A+ Our best ever in his position
A - World-class
B - Excellent
C - Good
D - Decent
E - Erratic
F - Flop
Yesterday's result: Diego Forlรกn (D). A fair grade? ๐ค
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