Sporty Schefter

Formerly: Begin with Us, Nic’s Grab N Go, Dave’s Auto, Wolf Den Auto, RRTC. 🏀 Now covering all things The Capper’s Collective for the Altoona Mirror. 📝

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BREAKING:

Our very own, Nick Deantonio, has given the heart and soul of our team, Alex Colabove, a code violation.

This comes after Nick recently landed a job with the Altoona Code Enforcement office.

Is Nick power tripping or did Bove deserve it?

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BREAKING:

With the release of Damian Lillard the #Bucks created enough cap space to sign Myles Turner, and more importantly, Alex Colabove.

Turner will sign a 1 yr/2 million dollar deal, and Colabove will sign a 2yr/111 million dollar deal.

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Sorry for the delay, I was on vacation at the Bahamas the last week.

The Capper’s LOST game 1, 43-40. DELAYED game 2, and were winning 15-7 when it was called. WON game 3, 51-43.

They take on old rival, Barton’s tonight at 6:20. You don’t wanna miss it.

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@RyanKipp34 @WeHitThose__9 Sure:

Ryan Shope - 3pt FG - +8500

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First basket odds for this evening’s game has been released:

Trent Gates (PG) +400
Jarrett Schmidhamer (SG) +650
Nick DeAntonio (C) +750
Hadley Hollern (SF) +900
Ryan Shope (PF) +1150

Capper’s Collective also comes in at a -6.5 favorite tonight. @WeHitThose__9

#NoCap 🏀

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The Capper’s Collective will take on Team 1:16 tonight at 6:20pm.

I spoke with Nick DeAntonio @Nick15500 to discuss the significance of tonight’s game: “I mean yeah it’s a big one. You want to start hot. But this team has a 1-0 mindset. Nothing changes tonight.”

#NoCap 🏀

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BREAKING:

The saga officially concludes, as @alex_colabove has officially announced his commitment to The Capper’s Collective 2025 roster.

League officials say the team is thrilled, and feel extremely lucky, as he was very close to choosing the Miami Heat.

#NoCap 🏀

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BREAKING:

Eman Watters has been SUSPENDED until Monday, 6/2 for off court issues.

He will be reinstated on Tuesday, in time for the opener.

#NoCap 🏀

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BREAKING:

@alex_colabove is flying from State college to Florida. My sources have told me that he is visiting the Miami Heat.

The capper’s collective camp still fully expects Colabove to remain with the team, but there is a legit threat that he could go elsewhere.

#NoCap 🏀

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BREAKING:

David Stosch, AKA @WeHitThose__9 , has announced he will be playing for the Capper’s Collective basketball team for the 2025 season.

He holds an independent record with 49 home runs in one season. And boy, did this organization hit a homerun with this pickup.

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BREAKING:

Logan “Dewey” Woodring has informed me that he plans to play for The Capper’s Collective in 2025.

Dewey still holds the career high for a player on Begin With Us/Nic’s Grab N Go/Dave’s Auto/Wolf Den Auto with 36 points, and he fully intends to break that this season.

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BREAKING:

Yes, He’s back.

Flyin’ Ryan Kipp returns for yet another year, this time announcing his commitment to The Capper’s Collective.

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BREAKING:

Jake McCaulley has announced his commitment to The Capper’s for the 2025 season.

A freak athlete changes the landscape of this basketball team.

#NoCap 🏀

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THIS JUST IN:

Sporty J Junior will be taking a field trip to the Pittsburgh zoo today. As a result, he will not be attending OTAs.

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BREAKING:

Ethan “Eman” Watters has announced that he will be an EMERGENCY option for the 2025 Capper’s roster.

In an incredibly surprising sequence, Eman has also announced he has MOVED 40 minutes away. This may affect his ability to even be an emergency. Stunning.

#NoCap 🏀

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BREAKING:

Alex Colabove is HEALTHY and ready for the 2025 season. He has not yet picked his team, but has narrowed the search down to: The Los Angeles Lakers, Duke Blue Devils, and the Capper’s Collective.

One organization and fanbase is about to have Christmas a bit early.

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BREAKING:

Holy 💩, Gmon Albright has confirmed his commitment to The Capper’s Collective for the 2025 season.

He has one of the most iconic farts of all time, but he sure doesn’t stink. What a treat to watch he is.

#NoCap 🏀

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BREAKING:

Alex Colabove has NOT made his official decision.

This is a breaking development and I will do my best to keep the fans updated. A one in a million talent continues to weigh his options.

#NoCap 🏀 #Hope4TheBest

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BREAKING:

A staple of the team returns. Jarrett Schmidhamer has informed me that he will be committing to The Capper’s Collective.

Time to eat, Hoagie. 🥪

#NoCap 🏀