Tony G. (He/Him)

I have friends just to spite myself | Insert pretentious crap about myself here | Snap/Insta: spotgtony

[Tony G. (He/Him) @SpotGTony]

I want 1/10 of their production budget. #Eurovisión2026

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Did he steal that diamond from @AvaMax? #Eurovisión2026

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Apparently I’m entering another villain era. #thiswontbepretty

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The actual freakout @inthesestones had when she couldn’t get a hold of me or @robbie_couch. And the subsequent freakout when she told me. 😂😂😂#NYTBestSeller

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What’s up, Chicago?

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@DanielNewman 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tony G. (He/Him) @SpotGTony]

Me: Why am I single?

Them:

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Dear @robbie_couch,
Re: phone call with @inthesestones … #YoureWelcome

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So I love @inthesestones for snagging MIAC tickets … but loathe her for her book selections. #IFeelAttackedByBooks

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Dear Straight Girls at the gay bar,
Go home.
Love,
The Fags

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When @Starbucks didn’t get the memo that this store is closed permanently. #StillBitter

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Happy 10 years of this bullshit to me!

[Tony G. (He/Him) @SpotGTony]

Tell me why I haven’t worked in this theatre for 7 years and the ushers still think I’m staff.

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When @robbie_couch writes a new book and your best friends with @inthesestones, this happens.

Drops for the rest of you in April 2022.

[Tony G. (He/Him) @SpotGTony]

I couldn’t even begin to even attempt to defend this sociopathic monster. #ChauvinSentencing

[Tony G. (He/Him) @SpotGTony]

Drag queen bingo.
My system isn’t even at 25% and things are rattling.

Music may bring the roof down … literally. 😂

[Tony G. (He/Him) @SpotGTony]

So according to my dialect, I’m from the Midwest/south and not from New England.

...I live in Pennsylvania. 😂

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Gotta love when you max out your corporate card. #Whoops

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@inthesestones @robbie_couch