Spots Mallet

I'm a big, happy with a penchant for chasing squirrels. I love my little boy, dad, mommy and butter burgers. I wish I could drive, but at least I can Tweet!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

This guy. Sometimes a photojournalist finds a little gold on the beach.

[Maria Manning @maria_manning4]

There's people who like to watch a storm from their living room. Then, there's Leslie Vaccaro. He decided to take advantage of a 'kickin' body surf afternoon with his son in #Kennebunk @WMTWTV #Henri

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

The #SuperBowl party is officially underway. All of the invited guests are pictured. @georgemallet and @Spots2016 (also known as the Spotopotamus). #pandemic

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

I'm absolutely not jealous. Atlas is my buddy and he is more snuggly than I'll ever dream of being.

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

@DannyDeraney The woman to whom I hope to be related by marriage left me alone with her Atlasdog this weekend. We alternated between watching football and napping. Atlas is more of a snuggle dog than my Pit Bull, @Spots2016

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

My dad is far too excited by dumb hashtags.

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

Today is one of two #NationalMuttDay observances. This is the Spotopotamus @Spots2016 and me. He is Pit Bull, Boxer, Bull Dog, and Springer Spaniel but @WiscHumane told him he is a Dalmatian mix, so let's keep the other stuff quiet.

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

@georgemallet @KIMTNews3 I think you need to come home and hang out with YOUR dog, Anchorman!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

I am the Spotopotamus, king of all I survey.

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

@BrookeReports Winnie may be the news pup, but I'm the news dog, fearlessly defending the pack's right to know. Woof!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

I know how fond you weird humans are about taking pictures of your food. I can play that. My dad, @georgemallet, just cut up what was left of a big honking steak he grilled and is about to give it to me. Yay!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

Hey, @KateMessner, not sure why @georgemallet thinks he can offer me up as a follow, but I was already following @TomMessner. Ever since my roommate got his picture taken with the next Vice President of the US, he's been positively insufferable. I follow you too. My own decision!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

My dad might be losing his cowboy mind.

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

.@Spots2016 and I interrupt this pandemic for a cowboy song. This is serious stuff, but the dog and I are going to keep making the best of it.

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

My favorite kid!

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

It's been a few years since this @ColtonMallet classic. He's a cowboy now riding horses and even an occasional bull.

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

For the record, he was riding on my back long before he graduated to bulls. That's my kid who has turned into a full blown cowboy!

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

The Labor Day weekend has concluded, but it was good one. @ColtonMallet had a great rode weekend with the Little Britches rodeo, riding his first bulls. Here is the story: https://t.co/7RWsnoz3kA

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

Too many great dogs die because of profound ignorance. Let's save Coco!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

Can't say I'm a big fan of my little boy hanging around with horses. I was up at his grandparents earlier this summer and decided to chase one of the horses. The horse kicked me really hard. Ouch!

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

On Labor Day, this guy, the irrepressible Smarty Jones will return to @parxracing. One of the best the game ever saw and a great personality too. @ColtonMallet and I love us some Smarty!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

I made it on the news tonight because I'm kind of a big deal!

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

After his morning Tweet about sun puddles, my favorite mutt @Spots2016 made it onto @KIMTNews3 tonight at 6.

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

I think I'm in love and you should be too!

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

THEY WILL KILL CHARLOTTE TODAY BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T LEARN QUICKLY ENOUGH. Friendly, likes people, and yet she has bitten. A Rescue attracted by our pledges via @chortletown are Charlotte’s only hope. Her ID (she’s the tan dog) is #57023 PLEASE RT HER https://t.co/2D1NuqwXHz

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

Hey baby, I've had kennel cough too. Let's hang out!

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

PLAYFUL, FRIENDLY ANNA MAY DIE THURSDAY. She has kennel cough, needs some training. But as the video shows, she’s joyful. Your pledges via @chortletown may entice a Rescue, Foster/Adopter, may save her. Read and share the story of Anna #59775 PLEASE RT https://t.co/y2E175RcWb

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

I can't tell them apart.

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

When @RuchoSharma Tweeted that this monkey’s mug is every journalist headshot, I was properly humbled. She is so right.

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

@kaitlinefree Happy belated birthday, Cat. I turn three on March 21st! My dad, @georgemallet, is hoping I start to calm down after this birthday. I have other plans, including taking his @subaru_usa Outback for a squirrel-chasing adventure!

[Spots Mallet @Spots2016]

My favorite kid!

[George Mallet @georgemallet]

Thanks @MilwaukeeCoZoo for being open on a cool March afternoon and making a little boy's day, as well as that of his dad: https://t.co/cSgfXxy1n1