Hades: Lord of the Underworld

I am a God, Lord of a vast underground kingdom filled with terrors. I am despised by most, hated by most... and I have a very big, very good dog.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

Every gods forsaken year.

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Hades: what am i gonna do while you’re gone?

Persephone: i don't know, what do you normally do when i’m gone?

Hades: wait for you to get back

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@incorrectgreeks It might actually be easier to set the world on fire.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@incorrectgreeks When your wife is gone half the year, you smoke before and after sex. And for 6 straight months.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

He is a very big, very good boy.

[Morgan GISH #EmbraceYourWeird @mlmast42]

Inspired by the great @longshotauthor I just couldn't resist putting this on a shirt @HarriedWizard @SpottedKerberos

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

Don't forget to hydrate today as well.

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Eros: hey, you. yes, you, the pretty one reading this incorrect quote! take a minute to breath and remember that you deserve nice things in your life. if you were looking for a sign, this is it. i love you so much, dear

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@DemeterCereal I know it would take me more than a day to beat some of your top 5 deadliest plants, like the manchineel tree. 😈

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@ExFiler I meddle not in the affairs of Angels.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@ThewizardofGos @incorrectgreeks She hasn't yet, but the denial is a strong force.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

Works every time.

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Persephone: you’re late

Hades: you’re stunning

Persephone: you’re forgiven

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@HarriedWizard I was busy wrestling with the vile shade of an entire corrupted year, I had no time for drinking.

You, Sir Harry, can deal with the next one.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@PaxBaku I did my best, but that year's shade was a rabid beast. Some spillover was to be expected.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

I have learned that, in the last day of 2022, we have lost a beloved News Icon, Barbara Walters, and a Pope.

While I do not make it a habit, I intend to come topside this evening and claim the spirit of this year, just to be sure it can do no more harm.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

More than I deserve really.

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Hades: *sneezes*

Persephone: bless you

Hades: your presence is blessing enough, but thank you

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

Merry Christmas and a Happy Yule from the Underworld.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

Hmm.. No comment

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@ThewizardofGos Thankfully, large bones are fairly abundant. Sadly, some likely belonged to @SUEtheTrex family members.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

A very important meeting with a very good boy.

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Poseidon: Hades, wanna hang out?

Hades: sorry, i have a meeting

Poseidon: with who?

Hades: my dogs

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

@Sidhe_Lea It's starting to feel like the season, at last.

[Hades: Lord of the Underworld @SpottedKerberos]

My peace of mind.