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I used to be married, now I am not so sure what is going on.

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My wife is taking a female friend out to dinner to thank her for some help. I wonder if "Voldormort" will be there too.

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Help me understand. My wife works overtime complaining she is too busy at work. Yet she has time to shop, play soccer and go out for drinks

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I can't believe this. I am trying to talk to my wife, in person, and she is too busy text chatting with two guys on Facebook.

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Oh, another "interesting" day with my wife. She has plans but failed to plan, so it is my fault she is late. Go Figure.

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Too many people my wife and I know are getting divorced. As frustrated as I am, that's the last thing I want to happen to us.

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I wish I knew what is going through my wife's mind. She is completely spaced out, distant and cold to me. Now she wonders why I'm upset.

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Coffee is a great antidepressant. Unfortunately, it makes me even more horny. Neither would be an issue if my wife ...

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My spouses "male friend" has moved away!! Yea!! Unfortunately, he his coming back for going away parties. My wife is so excited. (I'm NOT.)

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Mother's day came and gone. I did all the right thing: a present, flowers, card, took her shopping etc. Do you think she noticed or cared?

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Uh oh, the sh_t has hit the fan again with my wife. It is a complete roller coaster ride. What's next?

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Had a nice weekend with my wife. It ended with her being cuddly and getting cozy. Very nice feeling, especially these days.

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Mother's Day is getting really close. I found some more good ideas at http://TwitPWR.com/e08/.

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Should I take a warm shower inside first, or enjoy one outside in the rain?

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Getting a lazy start to a rainy day. I need to get out of the house.

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What's going on ??

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Just checking to see if my Tweets show up on my facebook account.

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Uh oh, I just realized Mother's Day is almost here. http://TwitPWR.com/e08/

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Had a fun time with the wife and kids this weekend. Life is great!!

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Uh Oh Valentine's Day is almost here! My wife will kill me if I forget to get her something. I found a good site http://www.mpnspecials.com

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Just got back from a vacation. Had a great time with family, wife and all !!