Rolando Sprayberry

Chemical/Biochemical engineering student. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Qué sera, sera. KCCO.

[Sullivan King 🩸 @SullivanKing]

Yo giving away 2 tickets and a meet & greet to my show this Friday at @BetaNightclub w/ @grabbitz!! Retweet and follow to enter:)

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@SullivanKing Ayo what time do you play tonight in Denver?! Been looking forward to your set.

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@CameronPYoung @HTLband A little late to the party, but SKIP SCHOOL START FIGHTS HIT THE LIGHTS

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@CameronPYoung And when you get that sequel, you find out the closure you wanted was shit.

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@CameronPYoung It really sucks when you never get closure in a sequel.

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@hi_mija Ayyy when are you coming on tonight? Also-Bad for U is incredible. The production is so atmospheric and haunting.

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@CameronPYoung @adversityy02 We can't ever let this die. #FluffyMeerkatPawsForever

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@KayzoMusic Ayyy, any idea on set times tonight in Boulder??

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I'd just like to remind everyone that no matter who won, you'd probably be the same twat you were yesterday.

[Rolando Sprayberry @SprayYourBerry]

Capitalization can really change a sentence.

Example:

I love to eat candy.

I love to eat capitalization.

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I for one, like Roman numerals.

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You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.

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Is the phrase "going to Chipotle with Aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce Chipotle, or Aristotle?

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@pawsthemusic Killed it last night in Golden, man! Round two tonight with @SoundRemedy lookin' forward.

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If you're in a pickle, dill with it.

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When you're trying to be cheesy, but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.

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Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

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The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

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I'll tell you everything is copacetic.