Saint Walker

'A storm is coming, brother.'

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[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

"All will be well."

The eternal optimist, the cobalt carrier of hope, Saint Walker has come to the TL! He will stop at nothing to ensure peace in the universe through the power of Hope!

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He's eating an alien melon.

Who shall he visit after?

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

@FastestInDenver "I think they are rather charming." Saint Walker smiled as he walks around Evan. "For the most part. The more... Volatile ones are ones I'd like to avoid."

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@FastestInDenver

"My speedy brother, you would benefit from slowing down."

He's sitting up a tree.

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

Nothing, unless she has ketchup.

It's more what he can offer her. She seems... Stressed. Is Hope's light flickering in her heart?

[GORDON. @oraclescode]

of course . what can she offer ?

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

Does @oraclescode have time for a friend with a blue ring?

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@FastestInDenver "Ignorance is the more polite term, but yes. There is very little that is unique about humanity in the literal sense. But considering all it has been through, your species' refusal to submit is admirable. Little wonder that there are so many humans in the GLC."

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"Aah, so I see. Well, hopefully things are well within the tribe. I understand there was trouble some time back."

[Indigo-1 | Iroque. @TorLorekSan]

"It is but a temporary place of residence as we conduct our business. We will return to our home planet in due time."

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@FastestInDenver "Common sense is not all that common in the universe, Evan. Unfortunately."

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"Indeed." He looks about the area Indigo-1 has taken to stay. "Modest. I quite like this place. Not nearly as opulent as some of the Earth Dwellings I saw."

[Indigo-1 | Iroque. @TorLorekSan]

"A pleasure, Saint Walker."

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@FastestInDenver "Burgers are delightful, as well." Saint Walker nods. "Nourish the body and mind, and great things follow." Sage wisdom is never far behind the alien.

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@FastestInDenver "I truly enjoy it." Saint Walker smiles. "What of you? Any food stuffs that you enjoy?'

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

@FastestInDenver "Oh yes, definitely. Amnesty must be given to all victims." He nods before smiling. "And of course. And on things most humans would figure unpalatable with ketchup."

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

"Likewise, Indigo-1. A pleasure to see you as always."

[Indigo-1 | Iroque. @TorLorekSan]

Ah, she could feel the familiar Blue Light of Hope nearby. No wonder.

"Greetings, Saint Walker."

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

@FastestInDenver "Oh, well, I'm used to much more ravaged and ravaging worlds. Earth seems to attract conflict, sure, but at least you don't have seven warring coalitions after it." Yet.

"And it is! So tasty." He beamed, looking up to Evan.

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

//Yo, but my love for patagia is too strong—

[🦇C A S S🦇 @empatheticcain]

((laughing my ass off at parachute Batman.

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 130 Earth Pounds

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

Oxygen from water. His eyelids include a clear fourth eyelid that lets him see underwater. His ligaments and muscles are flexible, allowing him to make bends easier and more extreme than humans.

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@FastestInDenver "Earth is quaint. A good place to relax." He bows towards Evan. "plus, it's the only place in the known universe with ketchup." He smiled

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3. Alien headcanons?

His extremities are able to grip like a gecko, so he can climb any surface he wishes. He is a true omnivore, with a weakness (earth food wise) for ketchup. He has gills allowing him to breathe water, with the tendril on the back of his head able to siphon +

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

"All will be well."

The eternal optimist, the cobalt carrier of hope, Saint Walker has come to the TL! He will stop at nothing to ensure peace in the universe through the power of Hope!

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[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

@FastestInDenver "The very same." He calmly walks down the side of the trunk, his gecko-like feet allowing him the grip without the ring. "You seem upset."

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

"Knock knock." The hopeful jester parrots.

[Indigo-1 | Iroque. @TorLorekSan]

Tapping her staff against the ground.

"Nok."

[Saint Walker @SpreaderOfHope]

2. Who's he sound like?

This gif should answer that. But with much less yelling.