Sarah Sprenger

I use much stronger language here than elsewhere.

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@Sicca95 I am watching that now 😂

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

They should invent a salad that's just a bunch of croutons in a bowl of ranch.

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

a top-notch bitch

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

Can birds please refrain from shitting on my car

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

One day I want to be the Sarah that someone thinks about when they hear this song.
#sounaware https://t.co/bFd4pUxLHo

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@FrontierCorp I don't care if he shows up at 8 pm! I tried your schedule once, and nobody came. Now it's time to conform to my schedule.

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@FrontierCorp Customer Service says they can only do 8-5 Mon-Fri. Well I get home at 4:30, your tech can come out any time after that!

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@FrontierCorp Plus, 8 hour appointment windows really are the worst thing on the planet. Like seriously?

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@FrontierCorp Why should I have to lose ANOTHER day's pay because your tech can't manage his time effectively?

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@FrontierCorp Then, they call and say "Well, we rescheduled it for next friday!" No fucking way am I taking ANOTHER FULL day off!

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@FrontierCorp The tech calls and says he ran out of time! Ha! If I put too much on my plate in one day, guess what I have to do?? Finish it!

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

Sit at home yesterday for an 8 hour appointment window (set up 3 weeks in advance) for @FrontierCorp and no one fucking shows up?

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

How do I say "I'm super domestic but will fuck your shit up if you ever 'tell' me to do a chore" in more polite terms

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@Sicca95 lmao same

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@pettyblackboy Do you mean yellow tho

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

@Sicca95 @FirstWorldPains girl same

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

Tinder game soooo weak in ohio

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

My cat has kidney failure and I'm so mad

[Sarah Sprenger @SprengerSarahK]

To the adoption lady at Petco:
Im sorry I didnt pet the dog. I wanted to. But if I had, she would have come home with me, and I have $0.