Chris Spring

I like to make people smile!

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Listen to "Anchor" by ChrisSpringLive ⚓ https://t.co/WRY1HV0Egk

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Having a drink and really enjoying i! (@ Barley's Brewing) on #Yelp https://t.co/CiBMTyiRCt

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: Managing your pain! With Markus Dietz Part 1 ....? https://t.co/y9sirw6Drk

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

#TheTwinExperiment #StandupComedy #chrisspringlive Flappers tonight 10 in the Yoo-hoo room @rulyspring tricked IPhone face recognition! https://t.co/43FILxltNy

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

April 3 I’ll be performing @flapperscomedy in Burbank. You’ll get so much more Chris for your buck. It’s just some middle of the week late night foolery. Join in! #standupcomedy… https://t.co/6JtuyDwIj4

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

#PlayersClub #Cubeknows #funnymeme #IceCube #chrisspringlive #Funny #comedy https://t.co/Tq0wVP0Rur

[Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday]

“You’re gonna fuckin love the way you look. I guarantee that shit.”
-Men Swear House

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

@realDonaldTrump I think the president just Ringed us. I’m so scared for what will happen in 7 days 😬

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: F$&k you for the compliment! With Anthony Victorson. https://t.co/iNO67a4Y1b

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: Hard Times with Chris Spring New year New jokes! https://t.co/U4OOBiuWE1

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

So I’m back! And bombed lmao but I know I will be back to that sweet spot gonna have fun! #standupcomedy #backbaby https://t.co/u0lHEsONA0

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Now the monsters will justify how this child’s death is ok because she broke the law. Because they always justify horrible actions against minorities by hiding behind laws they would brake had they been in the same situation. #Accountability

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

7-year-old migrant girl taken into Border Patrol custody dies of dehydration, exhaustion https://t.co/Vb599XHO5I

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Diversionary tactics!!! We calling it out from now on buddies! #Diversionarytactics #LetsGetAfterIt

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

Before people start crying about a Wall, just remember the National debt is the highest ever been. https://t.co/dfCq6trlx6

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

When he was a citizen he never treated the Obama Presidency with respect but now it’s a problem that he is being asked tough questions. #ImWithAcosta

Trump suggests that more journalists may lose White House press credentials https://t.co/mm9RkuWwdl

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

I don’t have the words to describe the horror of a young man who survived the worst mass shooting in American history in Las Vegas to die in yet another mass shooting a year later.

No other country allows this.

We will pass gun violence prevention legislation.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Don’t believe the lies coming from the WH. Believe in our freedoms. Thank you all for your support. We won’t back down. 🇺🇸 #1A

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

@CNN should give @Acosta his own prime time show! That would really piss off the President. #ImWithAcosta #ImWithJim

[Chris Spring @SpringComedy]

I like how all these Dummies are calling for him to be fired! When they don’t even watch @CNN let alone hold the President accountable to their own standards of Civility and professionalism. #youdontgettojudgeanyoneanymore
#IStandWithJimAcosta

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

White House says it's suspending the pass of CNN's Jim Acosta "until further notice," just hours after his heated exchange with President Trump https://t.co/ZPutGQ0wwj

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

President Trump just removed Jeff Sessions. He wants an Attorney General to serve his interest, not the public.

Mueller's investigation and the independence of the DOJ must be protected. Whitaker and any nominee must commit to doing both.

We will protect the rule of law.