SpringaD

just jivin with the jelly’s🦑

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Trying to be a nice guy, a month ago I let a girl use my phone while bartending cause she said she had just been kicked out of rehab. Just found out I helped a convict escape 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ how’s your night going?

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“Two of my friends are retarded when they shit and I shit a lot” ☠️☠️😂😂😂 @Eli_Doubletap

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My question is, what can’t @PatMcAfeeShow do?

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How much shit is a guy gonna get for wishing all the single independent dads a happy mother’s day today? That’s the real question

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Rock the boat @PatMcAfeeShow !!!
Hell yeah brother!

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Bachelor party in the ozarks with a yacht, what could go wrong

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Hear me out but I just had this thought come to mind. Is it a requirement now a days for a female cop to be sleeved up? Cause I swear I have yet to see a woman cop without tattoos in the last 5 years. Again I’m just a a curious fella who has tattoos himself and has questions.

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Hey @MfDonLouis imma need you to make a trip to the Midwest as soon as possible. Preferably iowa 👏

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@MfDonLouis just doesn’t miss 👏👏

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“What’s that star?”
That’s the North Star…
“Naaa buddy that’s the moon…”

[Quick Draw McGraw @dannomals]

“Are you crazy”
Me: I’m one of the chillest mf around, you and your buddy’s wanna go to the strip club I’ll either stay home and sleep peacefully or join y’all and have way more fun than y’all would, bitches love me

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“Raise some hell, eat some ass”

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I’d tongue punch your baby maker right now darlin

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I wanna take rippies with my hippies

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“Ain’t nothing better than the 2 p’s, pussy and per-diem”

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Me with @Bmart106

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

me protecting my short king

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@Bmart106 That’s just cause you’re out of body wash, don’t lie to the people

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@ShawneeWats the most amazing woman in the world just added me on snap and I’m having a fan boy moment. Marnie will forever have my heart

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@palmeranthony_ new album…🔥🔥

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My mother officially knows how to post snap stories, and drunkenly at that. What could possibly go wrong

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Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t we have a constitution to prevent us from going through, as a people, precisely what we’re going through right now…