madison

beer never broke my heart

[madison @Springsteen015]

God will put you back together right in front of the people that broke you

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[Adelaide @ADHDelaide]

The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid

[Kaid Allen @allenkaid_8]

Lmao, honestly sometimes people deserve a good ole fuck you.

[madison @Springsteen015]

@Strike2Joyde @Seth_Harrell1

[Tumi @Tumi213]

Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”

[Kyler Krebs @kyler_krebs]

Once you find that one person in life where you want to wake up every morning and become a better person not only for yourself but for them. Hold onto them, I promise it’s going to make for one hell of a life, and I’m glad I found mine so early on.

[madison @Springsteen015]

@Hoodville_ @HaileyBuckley4

[madison @Springsteen015]

@AlyssaBivens Bring me chic fil a

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[madison @Springsteen015]

@allenkaid_8 I’m never going there again

[madison @Springsteen015]

@kyler_krebs and I just saw a guy SWEEPING THE GRASS. WHAT THE F

[madison @Springsteen015]

I’m sending @AlyssaBivens free nudes for her birthday!! ❤️❤️

[madison @Springsteen015]

@mackattack64 @slick18rick85

[madison @Springsteen015]

@mackattack64 @alexfrey01

[Sweizayne🤎 @sweizayne]

I Pranked my mom into thinking I got hired to be a ZOOM FITNESS TEACHER AND I TOLD HER SHE CAN JOIN MY CLASS TONIGHT OMG 😭😭😭😂 She was HOTTT! #Prank

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

I’m just gone say now ion want no Pat Mahomes slander.... he one of the best to do it STILL

[madison @Springsteen015]

@Phe_Phe_2373 @kyler_krebs @CalderKeehn hahahah. You brag (big brag) you have bigger boobs than a woman. #GOALZZZ

[madison @Springsteen015]

@Phe_Phe_2373 @kyler_krebs @CalderKeehn I feel the need to comment on dick bags who can’t handle the heat😛 go get your boo boo fixed❤️❤️ tell your mommy to hold your ego